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TOT: Right so I just initiated the Reset on this league, I hope this brings the ratings up.

KTB: Knowing fans, they'll want even more chaos in the league, which is pretty much impossible, this is chaotic.

Chet: Hey, I just got cut from the Thunder because of this reset thing. And you're not Adam

TOT: Shhhhh, I've stole the head of the NBA in secret, no-one knows about this!

KTB: You might want to look on the TV.

TOT: What, it can't be tha.... oh no.

News Reporter 2 (Totems hater): Celebrity owner Totems has took over the league to initiate the Reset, sources tell ESPN.

TOT: Well isn't that great, Ballin is going to snitch on me again isn't he. But everyone knows about this anyway so I don't care.

H4M: I protect Ant and Randle for the TWolves as GM.

TOT: OK, that's fine, but this is probably going to be gone anyway.

BAL: Hello again, long time no see!

TOT: Will you just go away, don't tell anyone.

BAL: I don't care, I'm telling everyone. You're career is done. Goodbye!

TOT: Well it was worth a shot.