Trades Giannis: We all know what Giannis is, a 3x MVP, 1x champion, 1x Finals MVP. And Bill decides to trade him for a big ol' contract and a big ol' bust plus a crumpled piece of paper.
Trades Brook Lopez and Donte Divincenzo to the Magic: Since Brook loves Disney, Bill decides to trade him and Donte for MCW, a half-eaten soft pretzel, and an empty hand sanitizer bottle. Brook even gets to go to Disney World with his brother more.
Trades the man who got traded for 5 FRPs, for basically nothing: Since Bill already has a lot of PFs, he decides it is time to get even more, and trades him for Gallinari, Reddish, and a pair of underwear.
Trades Khash Money Khris: One of the best number 2's in the game, and a great player gets traded alongside Reddish for another big ol' contract and 2 more big men.