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IF BILL O'BRIEN WAS THE GM OF THE CLIPPERS


SUCCESS


Hawks

Hawks

+1 player ($33.0m),
Cap Impact + $4.0M
  • Ben Simmons
    Ben Simmons
    PG, 6' 11", 2.17 LEBRON
    Roll + Cut Big

    $33.0M

    4yrs

    23

-1  Wins

-19.34  MPG

-0.81  Off.

+1.56  Def.

Clippers

Clippers

+5 players ($53.4m),
Cap Impact - $23.8M
  • Delon Wright
    Delon Wright
    PG, 6' 5", 1.12 LEBRON
    Secondary Ball Handler

    $8.5M

    1yr

    1
  • De'Anthony Melton
    De'Anthony Melton
    PG, 6' 2", 1.43 LEBRON
    Secondary Ball Handler

    $8.8M

    3yrs

    15
  • CJ Elleby
    CJ Elleby
    SF, 6' 6", -1.45 LEBRON
    Athletic Finisher

    $1.5M

    1yr

    25
  • Danilo Gallinari
    Danilo Gallinari
    SG, 6' 10", 0.3 LEBRON
    Stretch Big

    $20.4M

    2yrs

    1
  • Steven Adams
    Steven Adams
    C, 6' 11", 0.72 LEBRON
    Roll + Cut Big

    $17.0M

    2yrs

    15

-4  Wins

+38.06  MPG

-6.06  Off.

-1.01  Def.

Grizzlies

Grizzlies

+1 player ($30.9m),
Cap Impact + $4.9M
  • CJ McCollum
    CJ McCollum
    SG, 6' 3", 2.14 LEBRON
    Primary Ball Handler

    $30.8M

    3yrs

    25

-1  Wins

-13.71  MPG

+3.12  Off.

-3.13  Def.

76ers

76ers

+1 player ($39.3m),
Cap Impact + $6.3M
  • Paul George
    Paul George
    SF, 6' 8", 4.3 LEBRON
    Shot Creator

    $39.3M

    4yrs

    13

+2  Wins

+1.36  MPG

+2.43  Off.

-0.30  Def.

Trail Blazers

Trail Blazers

+1 player ($39.3m),
Cap Impact + $6.9M
  • Kawhi Leonard
    Kawhi Leonard
    SF, 6' 7", 4.9 LEBRON
    Shot Creator

    $39.3M

    4yrs

    13

+3  Wins

-6.37  MPG

+1.32  Off.

+2.88  Def.

  1. Trades Kawhi: We all know how much Kawhi loves his star/superstar PGs, and Bill decides to give him one for free. Bill ends up getting a ball of pubic hairs and a used hairbrush instead of getting a massive package for him.

  2. Trades PG: PG is one of the best number 2 options in the league, and basically everyone knows that. He talks to his good friend Daryl Morey, and gives him a free championship, while Bill ends up with Ben Kardashian. Bill then flips Ben for an empty cup of coffee and a small pile of crumbs.


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