+ 0 Wins
+ 0 MPG
People think that the Warriors will be very good next season. That is until Bill gets hired as the GM. Here is why:
Trades Steph Chef Look at Curry Man: We all know how valuable Steph is to the team. Everybody believes that his value is sky high, but Bill decides to trade him for an empty can of Coke and a mini bag of Skittles, plus a couple role players
Trades Klay Thompson: The other splash bro, and Flight would have actually been fine with this. Bill decides to trade him for a player that is most likely going to be in Shanghai anytime soon and a dude who gets paid a lot of money to shoot 3s.
Trades Draymond: We all know how good Draymond is as a playmaker and a defender, and he gets to play next to KAT, but he gets a dude that can't guard players bigger than him, and Taurean Prince
Trades Wiseman dude, Kumoonja, Moodiest of Moody, and all of their picks: We all know how much OKC loves picks. Bill decides to be a nice person and trade those assets for a bag of M&M's and a half-eaten pickle