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IF BILL O'BRIEN WAS THE GM OF THE WARRIORS: FLIGHT GETS MAD


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Timberwolves

Timberwolves

+1 player ($24.0m),
Cap Impact - $3.2M
  • Draymond Green
    Draymond Green
    PF, 6' 6", 2.23 LEBRON
    Stretch Big

    $24.0M

    3yrs

    10

+4  Wins

-13.10  MPG

+0.88  Off.

+1.70  Def.

Mavericks

Mavericks

+1 player ($45.8m),
Cap Impact + $4.6M
  • Stephen Curry

    RS

    Stephen Curry
    PG, 6' 3", 5.24 LEBRON
    Recently Signed, Primary Ball Handler

    $45.7M

    5yrs

    10

+5  Wins

-37.67  MPG

+7.00  Off.

-0.56  Def.

Thunder

Thunder

+4 players ($0) +12 picks,
Cap Impact + $20.3M
  • Jordan Poole

    TO

    Jordan Poole
    SG, 6' 4", -1.8 LEBRON
    Team Option, Movement Shooter

    $2.1M

    2yrs

    10
  • James Wiseman
    James Wiseman
    C, -3.27 LEBRON
    Post Scorer

    $9.1M

    3yrs

    10
  • Jonathan Kuminga
    Jonathan Kuminga
    F, 6' 8"

    $5.4M

    4yrs

    10
  • Moses Moody
    Moses Moody
    G, 6' 6"

    $3.5M

    4yrs

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2026 - Round 1

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2027 - Round 1

    More Favorable Protected
    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2027 - Round 2

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2022 - Round 2

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2022 - Round 1

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2023 - Round 1

    More Favorable Protected
    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2025 - Round 1

    More Favorable Protected
    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2028 - Round 1

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2028 - Round 2

    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2022 - Round 2

    via TOR
    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2025 - Round 2

    via CHA
    10
  • draft-pick-player

    2026 - Round 2

    via MEM
    10

+ 0  Wins

+ 0  MPG

-2.63  Off.

-2.44  Def.

Warriors

Warriors

+8 players ($106.1m) +3 picks,
Cap Impact - $22.0M
  • Taurean Prince
    Taurean Prince
    SF, 6' 7", -0.6 LEBRON
    Movement Shooter

    $13.0M

    1yr

    18
  • Kyle Kuzma
    Kyle Kuzma
    PF, 6' 10", -1.55 LEBRON
    Movement Shooter

    $13.0M

    3yrs

    30
  • Thomas Bryant
    Thomas Bryant
    C, 6' 10", -0.14 LEBRON
    Roll + Cut Big

    $8.6M

    1yr

    30
  • Maxi Kleber
    Maxi Kleber
    PF, 6' 10", -0.56 LEBRON
    Stretch Big

    $8.7M

    2yrs

    7
  • Patrick Beverley

    RT

    Patrick Beverley
    PG, 6' 1", 0.27 LEBRON
    Recently Traded, Stationary Shooter

    $14.3M

    1yr

    18
  • Davis Bertans
    Davis Bertans
    PF, 6' 10", 0.14 LEBRON
    Off Screen Shooter

    $16.0M

    4yrs

    30
  • Tim Hardaway Jr.

    RS

    Tim Hardaway Jr.
    SG, 6' 5", -0.96 LEBRON
    Recently Signed, Stationary Shooter

    $21.3M

    4yrs

    7
  • Dwight Powell
    Dwight Powell
    C, 6' 10", 0.31 LEBRON
    Roll + Cut Big

    $11.0M

    2yrs

    7
  • draft-pick-player

    2023 - Round 1

    Least Favorable Protected
    21
  • draft-pick-player

    2025 - Round 1

    Least Favorable Protected
    21
  • draft-pick-player

    2027 - Round 1

    Least Favorable Protected
    21

-5  Wins

+166.45  MPG

-6.22  Off.

+0.72  Def.

Wizards

Wizards

+1 player ($38.0m),
Cap Impact + $314K
  • Klay Thompson
    Klay Thompson
    SG, 6' 6"

    $37.9M

    3yrs

    10

-4  Wins

-81.52  MPG

+0.97  Off.

+0.58  Def.

People think that the Warriors will be very good next season. That is until Bill gets hired as the GM. Here is why:

  1. Trades Steph Chef Look at Curry Man: We all know how valuable Steph is to the team. Everybody believes that his value is sky high, but Bill decides to trade him for an empty can of Coke and a mini bag of Skittles, plus a couple role players

  2. Trades Klay Thompson: The other splash bro, and Flight would have actually been fine with this. Bill decides to trade him for a player that is most likely going to be in Shanghai anytime soon and a dude who gets paid a lot of money to shoot 3s.

  3. Trades Draymond: We all know how good Draymond is as a playmaker and a defender, and he gets to play next to KAT, but he gets a dude that can't guard players bigger than him, and Taurean Prince

  4. Trades Wiseman dude, Kumoonja, Moodiest of Moody, and all of their picks: We all know how much OKC loves picks. Bill decides to be a nice person and trade those assets for a bag of M&M's and a half-eaten pickle


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