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Unrealistic trade but I hate my life and I want to delude myself into thinking the sixers have a chance of winning


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76ers

76ers

+3 players ($40.0m) +3 picks,
Cap Impact - $1.9M
  • Kelly Oubre Jr.
    Kelly Oubre Jr.
    SF, 6' 7", -0.81 LEBRON
    Stationary Shooter

    $12.6M

    1yr

    4
  • Harrison Barnes
    Harrison Barnes
    PF, 6' 8", -0.68 LEBRON
    Stationary Shooter

    $18.3M

    1yr

    26
  • Mason Plumlee
    Mason Plumlee
    C, 6' 11", -0.08 LEBRON
    Roll + Cut Big

    $9.0M

    1yr

    4
  • draft-pick-player

    2024 - Round 1

    Least Favorable Protected
    4
  • draft-pick-player

    2022 - Round 1

    via PHI
    #23
    3
  • draft-pick-player

    2022 - Round 1

    #13
    4

+ 0  Wins

+24.10  MPG

+0.63  Off.

-2.77  Def.

Kings

Kings

+1 player ($37.6m) +2 picks,
Cap Impact + $1.7M
  • Tobias Harris
    Tobias Harris
    PF, 6' 8", 0.74 LEBRON
    Shot Creator

    $37.6M

    2yrs

    23
  • draft-pick-player

    2023 - Round 2

    23
  • draft-pick-player

    2028 - Round 1

    More Favorable Protected
    23

+ 0  Wins

-50.43  MPG

+2.65  Off.

+0.58  Def.

Nets

Nets

+1 pick
  • draft-pick-player

    2023 - Round 1

    23

+ 0  Wins

+ 0  MPG

+ 0  Off.

+ 0  Def.

Hornets

Hornets

+3 players ($21.9m) +3 picks,
Cap Impact + $206K
  • Richaun Holmes
    Richaun Holmes
    C, 6' 10", -0.74 LEBRON
    Roll + Cut Big

    $11.2M

    3yrs

    26
  • Matisse Thybulle

    TO

    Matisse Thybulle
    SG, 6' 5", -0.15 LEBRON
    Team Option | Stretch Big

    $4.3M

    1yr

    23
  • Justin Holiday
    Justin Holiday
    SG, 6' 6", -1.08 LEBRON
    Movement Shooter

    $6.2M

    1yr

    26
  • draft-pick-player

    2024 - Round 2

    23
  • draft-pick-player

    2024 - Round 1

    More Favorable Protected
    23
  • draft-pick-player

    2028 - Round 2

    Top 5 Protected
    23

+ 0  Wins

+26.33  MPG

-3.28  Off.

+2.19  Def.

Trade only works if the hornets get the 14th pick, sixers would draft Sochan/Tari and Ochai, we would also bank on the likely chance we finish as the 8th best team in he league and as next years draft is deeper the best would have some incentive to defer our pick allowing us to select ochai who is projected to go 19th and not 23rd but we live in a fantasy world where he drops, we also bank on the fact he kings get Uber horny at the idea of tobi being what he was for us this playoff run excluding thte last game (he has been really good for us but I am sickend and don't care how good he was for us).this allows us to have thre potential rotation of

Harden, Maxey, Oubre, Barnes, Embiid

And our bench unit would be

Shake, Ochai, niang, Eason/Sochan, Reed/Bassey

We at least have a chance of making a deep run with this roster, right??

YET AGAIN THIS IS ME IN HEAVY COPIUM I MNOW THAT THIS SI DELUSIONAL BUT LET ME LIVE


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