Boom, I gotcha. (Insert the epic prank music here from a random Michael Storen video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5JQ7r-fSkw (just don't watch it, listen to it lol)
So yes, it happened. This was a crazy experiment and I don't even know where to start so here we go:
WAY BEFORE BEGINNING OF MOCK
Back in December of 2021, where Fanspo was probably thriving at its most for the community, this idea dawned upon me. I thought, how big can a random user become in just 24 hours? Then, what about a week? Eventually, I thought a month was genius, it's perfectly long and short. I even considered 1 YEAR of a random user, but it's way too much since that's what I did. 1 month is enough time to make a name. I put it off to the side, but what inspired me to pick it up was one user, BadgersGM/MaxeyForMVP. He became a top 300 in just 3 weeks, so I wanted to start this experiment. So, when my other account got locked and I stopped using it more and more due to the start of high school and on the 10th and 11th, I planned. Also, a major shoutout to Bron and RaptorsFan126. Raptors made an epic mock that Bron told me to join. I created the new account whilst I didn't use my other main account. Also, I chose the Dubs since they are the most average team to pick since like 99.9999999% of Fanspo is fans of them and just the classic team to support nowadays. And that night, I told Bron and embarked on my journey.
WEEK 1
OK, in fact when I made this account, my name was visible so you could tell I was myself but I immediately changed it. Anyways, I wanted to act what I call the FANSPO 7TH GRADERS! No offense, but it includes MaxeyForMVP, MahomesIsKing, EliOlsen000, Mohid_Hassan and LogoLillard. This is users who are semi-big, make posts that make lots of trades and their accounts MAJORLY benefit from views and viral posts. Also, it includes language and how I talk. My first trade was solid and I acted like a noob. I said subscribe instead of follow. Immediately, I was imminent on what happened to Kyrie. My first advice was from MaxeyForMVP and Grudge, thanks y'all! I then went FULL GRUDGE/DMZOLO/LODGE mode and posted trades like no one could stop me. I started to ask people to become big and I'm not gonna lie here, when I say my trades were becoming pretty seen. They'd get around 30 views average, which is good for a newcomer. Also, my average 7th grade posts started coming like the "Comment yes if you like so and so" or stupid trades helping specifically just one team. And ofc, the random GM score celebrations like one of me hitting 1.4K GM score lol. And the mock helped huge. I was trading guys so much so I had more comments and more GM score. Another thing to mention is I knew the GM score so I knew what to post and not to post. And insert noob or NKF (NormalKingsFan) posts like wrong title one and nooby things.
WEEK 2:
I was already wanting to quit. But a major breakthrough for me, came during Math class. I finished some work and made this post about the top 50 users on Fanspo in Fanspo's order, unexpectedly knowing how big it would become since it was so useful. It got no. 1 trending, a small W nonetheless. And cause I finally had a computer back, I made the post I forgot to make a while back about Cole and Chrisgon singing Lose Yourself, and yes it was so random. And before you know it, I was making a name in the community. It was also around this time I made my fantasy league and it was kinda sus. I put my name down for SFC30, but people got suspicious.
WEEK 3:
In week 3, it literally collapsed as it was hilarious. Chris was sus of me but until I made one certain thing, it was till he found out. When the fantasy draft was happening, Curry4MVP asked me and SFC30 to join. So, I joined regularly but didn't know what to do for SFC30. So, I used my actual voice that sounds like Darth Vader and entered saying I was in college. Then I went into the highest pitched voice that sounds like Elmo and just became as 3rd grade as possible. I talked about Fortnite, AliA and tries to not puke Lil Pump. Just a 3rd grader type thing and is where I really set of my course. I eventually told everyone I was this 3rd grader from MONTANA, which well, hi anyone from Montana? The reactions were instant and many thought it was spurious. Oh also, the laughing out loud bit was just trolling as hard as possible. And eventually I gave in and told Chris. Him and Curry4MVP knew fosho lol.
WEEK 4:
Since I was helping run the ARM mock, I needed to still post things so Bron helped convince others that I was just taking over for Kyrie. And now people were extremely sus of a burner, how did I meet Kyrie and was I really a 3rd grader? It's literally smoke signals everywhere. And well I kinda got bored at this point, waiting for this post to release. I was just tired and wanted to reveal who I was. This experiment was fun but I'm kinda done with Fanspo. I helped with the tasks and draft and had to reveal my identity to MnRobinson30 for the help of the mock. And now we're here. It's Oct. 9th, 3:26 PM and I have to finish 2 more chapters of my book report but chose to get this over with. And with ASAP returning, I told him as well.
SUMMARY:
OK, here's what I did:
12,217 GM score (#444 in points)
62% approval (mainly cuz I was sum sorta 3rd grader)
99% positivity
1,616 views from posts
54 posts
520 comments
636 responses
588 votes
And I didn't even use the NFL space a single time
CONCLUSION:
At this point, I've written and done so much better than my Science Fair project last year so yay to that (Lowkey, this woulda been dope as a project). First off, everyone's gonna act like Sherlock Holmes since they found me but it was pretty ez lol. I left bread crumbs on the table and y'all didn't pick it up. Oh, also the MohidHassan comments were for y'all to truly understand my identity. And, yes I failed at this after being told numerous times by others but it was literally just a joke lol, just a mid prank lol. And you may be wondering what's happening with this account now? If I haven't already finished the ARM mock, then I'll finish but prolly just keep this as a side thing for future users to randomly scroll on in Geography class when bored. And I am glad to answer any questions you may have concerning the topic! My other account is gonna be practically dead for a while bcuz I am way too bz with HS lol after the mock. Maybe, I'll pop in but just saying it now.
And, finally the moment, you've all been waiting for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5th225wgsk
(Before you see it, you must watch this ad, and I have a 3rd grade sense of humour lol)
I am KyriesAlt. Thats right, I'm revealing this now so you go re read everything with in it being Kyrie so I get an extra view. Thanks for the free GM score! Adios y'all and this was fun! But be on the lookout for Nov. 15th 👀, who knows what's coming next...