TOT:Eating popcorn as he watches TV

FG:TOT get your self up and get ready to start the league

Back in The Cave

JAP:Looks like Donovan left some players behind this is the age of the big men now I never liked any of them besides zion but its gotta be done anything for the COTY

Embiid:Embiid want vengeance

Giannis:Yeah same they outcasted us

Jokic:Soooooooo horses?

Embiid:Embiid eat horse

Giannis:...

Jokic....nvm then

JAP:Calm down embiid we devour players not jokics horses

Embiid:Embiid srry

Lamelo:1v1ing Lonzo

Lamelo:OH YEAH

Lonzo:Lucky shot

Lonzo:Scores a three on lamelos head

???:Hey guys how abt you beat me

Lamelo:Haliburton?

Lonzo:I remember you youre that one guy from the pacers but you seem different now what happened?

Hali:Nothing

FG:WE NEED TO CLEAN OFF THE COURT MOVE MOVE MOVE NOWWWWWW

Lamelo:😒 fine but only if I get to play

FG:ITS ROCKETS CLIPPERS NOT HORNETS

Lamelo:Funny bc I don't remember asking that

FG:Youre insufferable..... SECURITY

*Security takes lamelo off the court

Interview time with KTB

KTB:So sengun how does it feel to go against the klaw do you plan on getting scratched

Sengun:I don't think that's what they mean by the klaw

KTB:don't question my logic nor doubt my intellectual expertise

Sengun:Ok

Rockets at Clippers begins

KTB:AND SENGUN WITH THE TIP

B4M:I don't think its that serious

FG:Yeah its not this is a regular season game

Second quarter 59 - 43 Clippers up

JG:I'm the rockets star so I have to do something abt this

Kawhi:Steals the ball

Kawhi:You seem more lost than the trophies that are supposed to be in your ring case

JG:Annoying prick

4th quarter 128 - 126 Rockets up Kawhi with ball

Back at the cave

Embiid:He is driving to the corner im srry Jalen Green we all know what happens next

Kawhi drives to the corner he shoots at the buzzer

Bounce! BOUNCE! BOUUUUNCE!

JAP:And he scored Jalen Green you've failed me you were my weakest pawn anyways seems as if I need a new one

Post game show

KTB:Sooooooo Sengun did you get scratched

Sengun:shut up

FG:.....I think he doesn't like that question

TOT:Yeah KTB he doesn't like that

FG:Yeah

TOT:yeah

FG:Hell yeah

TOT:Double hell yeah

KTB:What are these 2 buffoons bombarding the best at this commentary stuff with buffoonery you weirdos

FG:Best? It may be in your name but a cupboard isn't a board with hella cups its just a cabinet

TOT:So names can be deceiving

KTB:Both of you are top contenders for my 600 lb life shut up

TOT:I'm not even fat bruh

FG:Thx for the compliment

Sengun:I don't think I'm in this anymore

He begins to walk away

KTB:Hold up I have more slander we aren't done here

Everyone:Bro😑🤦‍♂️