BTW, all real ideas
Simmons to Chicago
Simmons to Chicago for 3 deep-dish pizzas and 2 season-tickets to the Cubs games
Ben to the North (best offer)
Simmons to Toronto for a Tim Hortons franchise, Niagara Falls day trip and 2 tickets to Ripley's Aquarium and from Raptorsfan1, a shooting class in which he passes for a ride up the CN tower
Ben Simmons to Orlando
Simmons for Disney+ Subscription, Disneyland tickets and Netflix for a month
Simmons to OKC
Simmons for a Love's gas station franchise and 3 bags of frozen vegetables
Simmons to San Antonio
Simmons for an HEB store, 6 HEB products and 3 BBQ sauces
Minnesota gets Ben
Ben for the choice of either a Target or Best Buy franchise in Minnesota
Dame and Ben pair up in Portland
Ben for 100 dollars to spend in museums, tree saplings and a Simmons Blazers jersey
Simmons joins the Lakers
Ben for a tour around Lebron's mansion in a jetpack (shoutout Meloisasniper) or for a Horton Hears a Who (2-Pack), Vlade Divac Jersey, Mad Max tour set and tickets to John Wick (shoutout KingCrossTheMan), and to be in a State Farm (shoutout Bear3236)
Clippers get a big 3 with Ben Simmons
Simmons for a Microsoft account and a Minecraft account with 1.19 update
Hornets add Ben to LaMelo
Simmons for a tour of Charlotte for a week and J Cole Merch (shoutout JColeTheGoat)
SPECIAL: Bill O'Brien adds Simmons
Simmons for a ketchup packet (shoutout JColeTheGoat)
Cleveland adds Ben (shoutout Bear3236)
Ben for a LeBron Cavs jersey and tickets to the Rock and Roll HOF
Atlanta pairs up Trae with Ben (shoutout Bear3236)
Ben for unlimited empty Coke cans and a flip phone from Stetson Bennett
14, 15, 16. Miami, Detroit and Houston acquire Benjamin (shoutout Bear3236)
Ben to Miami for a Butler jersey (they really miss him), pictures of south beach, and a bucket of rain.
Ben to Houston for KPJ's temper tantrums and a NASA spacesuit.
Ben to Detroit for a used 2012 Ford Explorer, a model T, and a complementary visit to the Ford Museum.