Stephcurrysalt stumbles upon a shoe.
Not_BryceYoung gets assaulted by a toothbrush at Tana Mojo concert.
Swagduck receives a Lapras from a sponsor.
JColetheGOAT lost connection to the server.
lofi becomes a literary artist.
Funner receives a quenched and tempered steel from a sponsor.
RunCMC gets beat to death by his mother's coat hanger.
splasher discovers a glasses that cure color-blindness lying on the ground.
SeattleThunder gets the flu.
Deadpoole injures SwipaBestPG.
KobeBufkin4ROTY angrily emails finance club about not being on the A team.
SharpeShooter finds a convenient queen-sized bed with a memory foam mattress and furnished headrest and decides to use it as shelter.
mnrobinson finds a convenient igloo and decides to use it as shelter.
Olseneli000 finds a convenient cave and decides to use it as shelter.
PaoloOwnsYou stumbles upon a basketball.
SwipaBestPG loses circulation looking too good in those tight shorts.
GreenDray heals SharpeShooter.
Guru is stung by BEES.
AnAverageNBAFan forgets how to breathe.
Cobywhite4MVP receives an empty box from a sponsor, because apparently the sponsor is a dick.
Deaths
AnAverageNBAFan: 0 Kills
RunCMC: 0 Kills
SwipaBestPG: 1 Kill
JColetheGOAT: 0 Kills