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NBA Hunger Games: Day 3 + 4!


Day 3

Anthony Edwards gets necrosis.

Kevin Durant finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.

Giannis Antetokounmpo stumbles upon a basketball.

Nikola Jokic heals himself.

Trae Young loses circulation looking too tight in those good shorts.

Jordan Poole receives a singular spaghetti from a sponsor.

LeBron James reads a disheartening message in Comic Sans.

Kawhi Leonard stumbles upon a frisbee.

Ja Morant gets a bladder infection.

Donovan Mitchell sings us a song.

Cade Cunningham finds a convenient igloo, but decides it is too dangerous.

Paolo Banchero almost whacks Kawhi Leonard to death with a shortsword.

Death

  • Trae Young


Day 4

Kawhi Leonard slips and slides on a banana peel and dies.

Giannis Antetokounmpo's Agrawal star causes Donovan Mitchell to die of jealousy.

Cade Cunningham stumbles upon a golf club.

Jordan Poole discovers a clean water lying on the ground.

Nikola Jokic barrel rolls.

Ja Morant drinks clean water and gains one point in constitution.

Paolo Banchero goes deaf due to Jake Paul and dies.

Anthony Edwards dunks on Giannis Antetokounmpo.

LeBron James heals himself.

Kevin Durant finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.

Deaths

  • Giannis Antetokounmpo

  • Donovan Mitchell

  • Paolo Banchero ūüė≠

  • Kawhi Leonard


Health Tracker

  • Joel Embiid (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Jayson Tatum (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Scottie Barnes (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Jalen Brunson (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Giannis Antetokounmpo (Dead):¬†1 Kill;¬†Deceased

  • Tyrese Haliburton (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Donovan Mitchell (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Cade Cunningham (Alive):¬†1 Kill;¬†Healthy

  • Paolo Banchero (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Jimmy Butler (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Trae Young (Dead):¬†1 Kill;¬†Deceased

  • Jordan Poole (Alive):¬†0 Kills;¬†Healthy

  • Nikola Jokic (Alive):¬†1 Kill;¬†Healthy

  • Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Anthony Edwards (Alive):¬†2 Kills;¬†Injured

  • Scoot Henderson (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • LeBron James (Alive):¬†0 Kills;¬†Healthy

  • Kevin Durant (Alive):¬†1 Kill;¬†Healthy

  • Stephen Curry (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Kawhi Leonard (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Luka Doncic (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Ja Morant (Alive):¬†1 Kill;¬†Healthy

  • Victor Wembanyama (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

  • Zion Williamson (Dead):¬†0 Kills;¬†Deceased

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