Day 3
Anthony Edwards gets necrosis.
Kevin Durant finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.
Giannis Antetokounmpo stumbles upon a basketball.
Nikola Jokic heals himself.
Trae Young loses circulation looking too tight in those good shorts.
Jordan Poole receives a singular spaghetti from a sponsor.
LeBron James reads a disheartening message in Comic Sans.
Kawhi Leonard stumbles upon a frisbee.
Ja Morant gets a bladder infection.
Donovan Mitchell sings us a song.
Cade Cunningham finds a convenient igloo, but decides it is too dangerous.
Paolo Banchero almost whacks Kawhi Leonard to death with a shortsword.
Death
Trae Young
Day 4
Kawhi Leonard slips and slides on a banana peel and dies.
Giannis Antetokounmpo's Agrawal star causes Donovan Mitchell to die of jealousy.
Cade Cunningham stumbles upon a golf club.
Jordan Poole discovers a clean water lying on the ground.
Nikola Jokic barrel rolls.
Ja Morant drinks clean water and gains one point in constitution.
Paolo Banchero goes deaf due to Jake Paul and dies.
Anthony Edwards dunks on Giannis Antetokounmpo.
LeBron James heals himself.
Kevin Durant finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.
Deaths
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Donovan Mitchell
Paolo Banchero 😭
Kawhi Leonard
Health Tracker
Joel Embiid (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jayson Tatum (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Scottie Barnes (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jalen Brunson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Giannis Antetokounmpo (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased
Tyrese Haliburton (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Donovan Mitchell (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Cade Cunningham (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Paolo Banchero (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jimmy Butler (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Trae Young (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased
Jordan Poole (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Nikola Jokic (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Anthony Edwards (Alive): 2 Kills; Injured
Scoot Henderson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
LeBron James (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Kevin Durant (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Stephen Curry (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Kawhi Leonard (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Luka Doncic (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ja Morant (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Victor Wembanyama (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Zion Williamson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased