Day 5

Cade Cunningham gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu.

Jordan Poole eats a singular spaghetti.

Nikola Jokic heals Cade Cunningham.

Anthony Edwards gets crippling depression and dies.

Ja Morant strangles LeBron James.

Kevin Durant dies of pure cancer after watching the Emoji Movie.

Deaths

• Anthony Edwards


• LeBron James

• Kevin Durant

Day 6

Ja Morant stumbles upon a paintball.

Cade Cunningham accidentally steps on his own landmine.

Jordan Poole receives a Stalin mustache from a sponsor.

Nikola Jokic finds a convenient House of the Seven Gables and decides to use it as shelter.

Death

• Cade Cunningham

Health Tracker

• Joel Embiid (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Jayson Tatum (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Scottie Barnes (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Jalen Brunson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Giannis Antetokounmpo (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

• Tyrese Haliburton (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Donovan Mitchell (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Cade Cunningham (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

• Paolo Banchero (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Jimmy Butler (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Trae Young (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

• Jordan Poole (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

• Nikola Jokic (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy

• Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Anthony Edwards (Dead): 2 Kills; Deceased

• Scoot Henderson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• LeBron James (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Kevin Durant (Dead): 1 Kill; Deceased

• Stephen Curry (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Kawhi Leonard (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Luka Doncic (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Ja Morant (Alive): 2 Kills; Healthy

• Victor Wembanyama (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

• Zion Williamson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased