After 80 years of rigging the NBA in favor of the league's most money-grabbing team, I don't think Adam Silver or his predecessors expected this! Lebum leaves the Los Angeles Losers, and boy is it time for you LA fans to suffer.
Your long years with Lebum are finally over, and so should be your delusional ways of thinking "Every year's a possible championship!". Get ready to face many years of rebuilding! Oh wait, you don't have any picks! Now after Luka and Reaves get sick of you guys, you won't have any players either!!!
This is the pain that has been awaiting you for many years, and the pain that you must accept. Know that this is how every other team feels, and acknowledge your wrongdoings of stepping on every other team just to get closer to the sky.
This is only the beginning.