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RESET MOCK ARTICLE #1! (By KUMINGATHEBEST and TOTEMS!)


The proper mock post will be released at 4 PM EST.


Adam Silvers house

AS: The league is cooked at the moment. Threatening Nico Harrison's life to trade Luka to the Lakers. And what happens, the ratings go down!

MT: Did you just say that in front of TOTEMS?

AS: Uhhhh, you didn't hear anything. You were just hearing things.

TOT: OK then.

TOT posts video to TikTok.

AS: I'm taking a shower now, just to get my mind off this situation.


Adams shower.

AS: Wow I love this song! All you gotta do is just meet me at the....

TOT: Hello

AS: AHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?

TOT: I've just been scared for life.

AS: Just allow me to listen to APT!

TOT posts new video to TikTok.


Fanspo Dinner at McDonalds

MTG: Oh my God. Did you see Totems recent posts?

LV: No I haven't..

BAL: That explains a lot. At least he censored Adams you know where.

MTG: Adam should be fired, this just got announced!

LV: Agree, he should leave or resign, these videos are pretty funny though.

DJ: I'm stopping the music to announce something. Adam Silver has been leaked saying about forcing the Luka trade!

BAL: We know, you're just dumb, it's everywhere. And why is there a DJ at a McDonalds?

DJ: I'm not even a DJ, I'm Vaul10.

DUB: Goodbye, I'm ending Vaul10.

DUB completely cooks Vaul10.

DUB: I'm him.


Shams: Sources close to Adam Silver claiming that Silver is close to resigning. Sources tell ESPN.

SHAQ: He deserves to go, let's watch that video again! That should be on Shaqtin O Fool!

Chuck: I have this video here that you might want to see. It's a video of you in the shower singing to Let It Go.

SHA: I told you to not show that to anyone!

CHU: Right let's go 1V1 outside now.

SHA: Bring it o...

SHA breaks chair

CHU: Fatso!


Press Confrence

AS: I'm announcing here today, that I will be resigning as the Commissioner of the NBA. But before I leave, I'm firing Mark Tatum aswell.

Cameras clicking.

DeadPoole: Adam, DeadPoole from the AtTheBuzzer podcast. Who will replace you as the next Commissioner of the NBA?

AS: Oh did I not announce that, it's going to be Totems.

DP: Thanks for your time.


SC: Well Totems is the new Commissioner of the NBA!

TOT: It's great, my dream has came through!

SC: How are you feeling right now?

TOT: I'm feeling great right now, who knew just posting one video would lead from being a cameraman to the Commissioner of the NBA!


Totems house

TOT: Right I need a Deputy Commissioner. Who's available for becoming the new Deput....

KTB comes flying through the window

KTB: I'll take it!

TOT: No you can't, you have no experience in the NBA and you're just a popular Fanspo use..

KTB: I'll unban Terry.

TOT: Well why didn't you say so! Welcome to the NBA KumingaTheBest!

KTB: Thanks man.

TOT: I want to get the ratings up, but I don't know how to.

KTB: Let me try to think, how about we keep the same, maybe people will like that.

TOT: I've got an idea

KTB: What are you going to do?

TOT: I'm initiating, THE RESET!

KTB: Cool.


AtTheBuzzer podcast

LV: Rumours are spreading that Totems and the NBA are creating the Reset league.

RCM: It'll bring the ratings up for sure. It's a great idea but I'm not sure if it's even real.

DP: I hope it is, it looks real and seems like something that Totems would do.

LV: Well we will find out very soon about what is going to happen!

RCM: Some very exciting days ahead.


Totems house

TOT: I'm buying a new house for Work reasons, totally not because it has a pool.

New House.

TOT: Cool, Oh no, the rumours are spreading, KTB!

KTB: Yes?

TOT: Did you spread rumours about the Reset?

KTB: Maybe, ok I did, I couldn't keep it in.

TOT: That's fine, it was going to happen anyway. You want to announce it today?

KTB: Sure.


B4M: I can't wait to watch Breaking Ba...

Newsflash

B4M: Don't be that WW3 has broken out.


Press Confrence.

TOT: I'm announcing today about the Reset League. The rules are....

Will be revealed at 4PM EST on the proper post.


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