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RESET MOCK ARTICLE #4!


EPISODE 3 IS OUT!!! I know, I messed up the Title, but I'm too lazy to create a new post.


TOT: That was some great food!

KTB: I'm sad they changed it from the Yejejehshdjhwiwk Steak Special to the Steak.

TOT: You remembered the name?

KTB: I searched up your article and found it.

TOT: Wait but that was in 2026. And we're in 2025. So what?

KTB: Don't break the 4th wall, don't confuse anyone.


Free Agency.

KTB: Free Agency has Opene...

IMF: How much do I have?

No Tell Me!

It's My turn!

DID: I'll give you Baby Oil for me to go first.

KTB: You should know how much you have. If not you don't know your team.


FA Day 1.

AtTheBuzzer podcast.

LV: Free Agency Day 1 has finished, what was your favourite offer for a player so far?

ST: I like the Chet offer from the Nets and Rip_Itachi!

RII: Get In There! A global star shouting me out!

DP: Yeah that's good, very smart from the GM.

LV: Chet is amazing, but I don't know if he will get a better offer, if he does, he won't join Brooklyn sadly.


FA Results Day.

NAF: Wow, what a sleep! Why am I in the hospital?

DOC: You went into a Coma after smashing your head into your TV after the Western Bulldogs lost.

NAF: Don't put me in a bad mood. Has FA for the Reset League happened yet?

DOC: Yes and you missed it.

NAF: Great, I have 2 players to work with.


TOT: The Free Agency has ended and all players have decided where they are going!

DD: I cant wait!

All GMs are excited.

KTB: Right, the results are being revealed in 3, 2, 1. They are all sorted in teams!

Darius Garland: Philadelphia 76ers

Bennedict Mathurin: Memphis Grizzlies

Santi Aldama: Memphis Grizzlies

Herbert Jones: Memphis Grizzlies

Jaylen Wells: Memphis Grizzlies

Guerschon Yabusele: Memphis Grizzlies

Dennis Schroder: Memphis Grizzlies

Steven Adams: Memphis Grizzlies

Moses Moody: Atlanta Hawks

Patrick Williams: Atlanta Hawks

Quentin Post: Atlanta Hawks

Bam Adebayo: Miami Heat

Mikal Bridges: Miami Heat

Naz Reid: Miami Heat

Andrew Wiggins: Miami Heat

Luguentz Dort: Miami Heat

Bol Bol: Miami Heat

Malcolm Brogdon: Miami Heat

Jared McCain: Charlotte Hornets

Alex Sarr: Charlotte Hornets

Zach Edey: Charlotte Hornets

Rob Dillingham: Charlotte Hornets

De’Aaron Fox: Utah Jazz

OG Anunoby: Utah Jazz

Payton Pritchard: Utah Jazz

Rudy Gobert: Utah Jazz

Dalton Knecht: Utah Jazz

Bradley Beal: Orlando Magic

Bub Carrington: Orlando Magic

Ben Simmons: Orlando Magic

Jusuf Nurkic: Orlando Magic

Jett Howard: Orlando Magic

Kyle Lowry: Orlando Magic

Jalen Green: Dallas Mavericks

Josh Giddey: Dallas Mavericks

Kyle Kuzma: Dallas Mavericks

C.J. McCollum: Dallas Mavericks

Keon Ellis: Dallas Mavericks

Jaxson Hayes: Dallas Mavericks

Mike Conley: Dallas Mavericks

Andre Drummond: Dallas Mavericks

Dejounte Murray: Brooklyn Nets

Klay Thompson: Brooklyn Nets

Pascal Siakam: Denver Nuggets

Derrick White: Denver Nuggets

DeMar DeRozan: Denver Nuggets

Miles McBride: Denver Nuggets

Mitchell Robinson: Denver Nuggets

Aaron Wiggins: Denver Nuggets

Kenrich Williams: Denver Nuggets

Isaiah Joe: Denver Nuggets

Tyler Kolek: Denver Nuggets

Alex Caruso: Denver Nuggets

Cameron Payne: Denver Nuggets

Jalen Johnson: Detroit Pistons

Ivica Zubac: Houston Rockets

James Harden: Houston Rockets

Matas Buzelis: Houston Rockets

Marcus Sasser: Houston Rockets

De’Anthony Melton: Houston Rockets

Lindy Waters III: Houston Rockets

Chet Holmgren: San Antonio Spurs

Dyson Daniels: San Antonio Spurs

Jalen Suggs: San Antonio Spurs

John Collins: San Antonio Spurs

Jonathan Kuminga: San Antonio Spurs

Chris Paul: San Antonio Spurs

Khris Middleton: Oklahoma City Thunder

D’Angelo Russell: Oklahoma City Thunder

Joel Embiid: Minnesota Timberwolves

Jarrett Allen: Minnesota Timberwolves

Cameron Johnson: Minnesota Timberwolves

Immanuel Quickley: Minnesota Timberwolves

Jrue Holiday: Minnesota Timberwolves

Nickeil Alexander-Walker: Minnesota Timberwolves

Dorian Finney-Smith: Minnesota Timberwolves

DeAndre Jordan: Minnesota Timberwolves

Kristaps Porzingis: Portland Trail Blazers

Jaden McDaniels: Portland Trail Blazers

RJ Barrett: Portland Trail Blazers

Dereck Lively II: Portland Trail Blazers

Coby White: Portland Trail Blazers

Robert Williams III: Portland Trail Blazers

Cam Whitmore: Portland Trail Blazers

GG Jackson: Portland Trail Blazers

Isaiah Collier: Portland Trail Blazers

Derrick Rose: Portland Trail Blazers

Josh Hart: Golden State Warriors

Draymond Green: Golden State Warriors

Devin Carter: Golden State Warriors

Luka Garza: Golden State Warriors

Jamal Murray: Washington Wizards

Quentin Grimes: Washington Wizards

Deni Avdija: Washington Wizards

Tre Mann: Washington Wizards.


All GMs giving out about lack of players.

KTB: STOP WHINING, YOU DIDNT OFFER ANYONE CONTRACTS!

TOT: All GMs, If your team has less then 5 players, you're stupid!

BAL: YOURE STUPID! YOU GLAZE TERRY!

TOT: OK, you're right. But he's still the GOAT.

BAL: It's worse then I thought. You have the Glaze disease.

TOT: I can't eat Glazed Donuts!?!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!


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