EPISODE 3 IS OUT!!! I know, I messed up the Title, but I'm too lazy to create a new post.
TOT: That was some great food!
KTB: I'm sad they changed it from the Yejejehshdjhwiwk Steak Special to the Steak.
TOT: You remembered the name?
KTB: I searched up your article and found it.
TOT: Wait but that was in 2026. And we're in 2025. So what?
KTB: Don't break the 4th wall, don't confuse anyone.
Free Agency.
KTB: Free Agency has Opene...
IMF: How much do I have?
No Tell Me!
It's My turn!
DID: I'll give you Baby Oil for me to go first.
KTB: You should know how much you have. If not you don't know your team.
FA Day 1.
AtTheBuzzer podcast.
LV: Free Agency Day 1 has finished, what was your favourite offer for a player so far?
ST: I like the Chet offer from the Nets and Rip_Itachi!
RII: Get In There! A global star shouting me out!
DP: Yeah that's good, very smart from the GM.
LV: Chet is amazing, but I don't know if he will get a better offer, if he does, he won't join Brooklyn sadly.
FA Results Day.
NAF: Wow, what a sleep! Why am I in the hospital?
DOC: You went into a Coma after smashing your head into your TV after the Western Bulldogs lost.
NAF: Don't put me in a bad mood. Has FA for the Reset League happened yet?
DOC: Yes and you missed it.
NAF: Great, I have 2 players to work with.
TOT: The Free Agency has ended and all players have decided where they are going!
DD: I cant wait!
All GMs are excited.
KTB: Right, the results are being revealed in 3, 2, 1. They are all sorted in teams!
Darius Garland: Philadelphia 76ers
Bennedict Mathurin: Memphis Grizzlies
Santi Aldama: Memphis Grizzlies
Herbert Jones: Memphis Grizzlies
Jaylen Wells: Memphis Grizzlies
Guerschon Yabusele: Memphis Grizzlies
Dennis Schroder: Memphis Grizzlies
Steven Adams: Memphis Grizzlies
Moses Moody: Atlanta Hawks
Patrick Williams: Atlanta Hawks
Quentin Post: Atlanta Hawks
Bam Adebayo: Miami Heat
Mikal Bridges: Miami Heat
Naz Reid: Miami Heat
Andrew Wiggins: Miami Heat
Luguentz Dort: Miami Heat
Bol Bol: Miami Heat
Malcolm Brogdon: Miami Heat
Jared McCain: Charlotte Hornets
Alex Sarr: Charlotte Hornets
Zach Edey: Charlotte Hornets
Rob Dillingham: Charlotte Hornets
De’Aaron Fox: Utah Jazz
OG Anunoby: Utah Jazz
Payton Pritchard: Utah Jazz
Rudy Gobert: Utah Jazz
Dalton Knecht: Utah Jazz
Bradley Beal: Orlando Magic
Bub Carrington: Orlando Magic
Ben Simmons: Orlando Magic
Jusuf Nurkic: Orlando Magic
Jett Howard: Orlando Magic
Kyle Lowry: Orlando Magic
Jalen Green: Dallas Mavericks
Josh Giddey: Dallas Mavericks
Kyle Kuzma: Dallas Mavericks
C.J. McCollum: Dallas Mavericks
Keon Ellis: Dallas Mavericks
Jaxson Hayes: Dallas Mavericks
Mike Conley: Dallas Mavericks
Andre Drummond: Dallas Mavericks
Dejounte Murray: Brooklyn Nets
Klay Thompson: Brooklyn Nets
Pascal Siakam: Denver Nuggets
Derrick White: Denver Nuggets
DeMar DeRozan: Denver Nuggets
Miles McBride: Denver Nuggets
Mitchell Robinson: Denver Nuggets
Aaron Wiggins: Denver Nuggets
Kenrich Williams: Denver Nuggets
Isaiah Joe: Denver Nuggets
Tyler Kolek: Denver Nuggets
Alex Caruso: Denver Nuggets
Cameron Payne: Denver Nuggets
Jalen Johnson: Detroit Pistons
Ivica Zubac: Houston Rockets
James Harden: Houston Rockets
Matas Buzelis: Houston Rockets
Marcus Sasser: Houston Rockets
De’Anthony Melton: Houston Rockets
Lindy Waters III: Houston Rockets
Chet Holmgren: San Antonio Spurs
Dyson Daniels: San Antonio Spurs
Jalen Suggs: San Antonio Spurs
John Collins: San Antonio Spurs
Jonathan Kuminga: San Antonio Spurs
Chris Paul: San Antonio Spurs
Khris Middleton: Oklahoma City Thunder
D’Angelo Russell: Oklahoma City Thunder
Joel Embiid: Minnesota Timberwolves
Jarrett Allen: Minnesota Timberwolves
Cameron Johnson: Minnesota Timberwolves
Immanuel Quickley: Minnesota Timberwolves
Jrue Holiday: Minnesota Timberwolves
Nickeil Alexander-Walker: Minnesota Timberwolves
Dorian Finney-Smith: Minnesota Timberwolves
DeAndre Jordan: Minnesota Timberwolves
Kristaps Porzingis: Portland Trail Blazers
Jaden McDaniels: Portland Trail Blazers
RJ Barrett: Portland Trail Blazers
Dereck Lively II: Portland Trail Blazers
Coby White: Portland Trail Blazers
Robert Williams III: Portland Trail Blazers
Cam Whitmore: Portland Trail Blazers
GG Jackson: Portland Trail Blazers
Isaiah Collier: Portland Trail Blazers
Derrick Rose: Portland Trail Blazers
Josh Hart: Golden State Warriors
Draymond Green: Golden State Warriors
Devin Carter: Golden State Warriors
Luka Garza: Golden State Warriors
Jamal Murray: Washington Wizards
Quentin Grimes: Washington Wizards
Deni Avdija: Washington Wizards
Tre Mann: Washington Wizards.
All GMs giving out about lack of players.
KTB: STOP WHINING, YOU DIDNT OFFER ANYONE CONTRACTS!
TOT: All GMs, If your team has less then 5 players, you're stupid!
BAL: YOURE STUPID! YOU GLAZE TERRY!
TOT: OK, you're right. But he's still the GOAT.
BAL: It's worse then I thought. You have the Glaze disease.
TOT: I can't eat Glazed Donuts!?!? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!