I thought I’d make a post to show I’m not dead. Just a bit harder to be active with school starting up again. Anyways, I didn’t go too deep on my answers, but I DO GENUINELY have legit reasons for everything I said, and if you want me to go on a bit further on a certain team, feel free to ask. With that out of the way, here’s my response to every question Bleacher Report asked.
ATL: Can Jalen Johnson be the best player on a championship team?
Hell nah. Can’t play halfcourt offense and not a good defender
BOS: Is the title window already closed?
Nope! On everything the Celtics will be better than they were last season and I can go deeper on that if you need me to.
BKN: Time to become buyers?
Uhh, you dont own your pick, so sure I guess.
CHA: Was this the best time to trade LaMelo Ball?
No, because there is no good time to ever trade LaMelo. It it so hard to find stars who want to play in Charlotte, and even harder when that star is one of the best offensive engines we have ever seen. Will never get this move.
CHI: Is the franchise finally on the right track?
YES! Bryson Graham is going to lead this franchise in the right way, and Caleb Wilson IS the next big thing. Shoutout SLAP baby!
CLE: Who starts at small forward?
Tada, Peyton Watson!
DAL: Is keeping Kyrie Irving a mistake?
Good vet in the locker room, and maybe they’re slightly competitive? Either way, nah, it’s fine he stayed.
DEN: Will financial problems doom the franchise?
Already have.
DET: Who’s the secondary creator next to Cade Cunningham?
Trick question, answer is nobody
GSW: Can they afford to wait for Jimmy Butler?
No. No. NOOOOO.
HOU: Is a point guard upgrade needed?
Ehhh, Freddy is fine for now.
IND: Will Tyrese Haliburton return to his former self?
Yes, we always hope for the best for players.
LAC: What’s the plan, exactly?
I dont know, but it seems like a good one.
LAL: Are they locked into an average roster?
If even they are (which they’re not), an average team + Luka Doncic is a contending team.
MEM: Is this a sneaky play-in team?
Yes. Cameron Boozer does not know how to lose.
MIA: Is there enough shooting?
No, but Giannis makes it yes.
MIL: Try to win now or develop talent?
Please please please don’t try to win now you guys are ass.
MIN: Who starts at power forward?
Jaden McDaniels sometimes, and then it goes downhill from there. Joan Beringer??? Yo, this team is actually fried. Who is guarding Julius Randle genuinely wtf.
NOP: They know the offseason started, right?
Yea.
NYK: Will they regret not going into the 2nd apron?
No. There’s a reason no team wants to enter it, the apron is the death of franchises, you should do whatever it takes it get out of it.
OKC: Can Jalen Williams bounce back?
Yes, we always hope for the best for players pt.2.
ORL: Is a major shakeup needed?
No, the shakeup was Sean Sweeney. They can’t possibly be this stagnant on offense again.
PHI: Are there too many mouths to feed?
It’s LeBron Raymond James, why in the world is this a question? Their top 5 looks like some of the most selfless people in the entire NBA, they WILL figure it out. Oh no my steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery question.
POR: How will guard play time be divided?
I would like to know as well.
PHX: What’s a realistic ceiling?
45-37.
SAC: Is this the worst defense in the NBA, ever?
Sadly I doubt history will be made but we can hope.
SAS: When will Dylan Harper start over De’aaron Fox?
Doubt it’ll be over him. Either they start 3 guards, they trade Fox, or Harper has to be stuck in a Manu role.
TOR: Can Kawhi Leonard still be a no.1 option on a title team?
Yea.
UTA: Is Ace Bailey headed towards a bench role?
Looks like it, though that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
WAS: Does Anthony Davis get an extension?
Definitely, just a matter of time.