Title:P00le time!!!
AS:Is this rlly enough to be the best generation the best era
Woj:HECK NO I mean no
AS:Point recieved
RING! RING! RING!
P0S:WHAT DO YOU FRICKING WANT YOUVE CALLED ME 1383.766 TIMES THIS WEAK
AS:.766?
P0S:Yes .766. WHAT DO YOU WANT
AS:Another draft
P0S:Gladly
Xavier Pistons
Atari Bridges
Jayden Corey
His twin Jaylen Corey
Deonte Diggs
Denver Diggs
Kris Tate
And last but not least EJ Rosario
AS:Rose had one kid all ready for the nba this whole time
P0S:And they an sg too
AS:You know Chicago rose was goated wish he didn't get injured and didn't get back in the nba as a star
P0S:You are the nba
AS:Yeah and?
P0S:Nvm you can of everything except IQ and brains
AS:Whatever who is Xavier Pistons and can you send him over for an interview
Weeks later middle of season
AS:This year has been great im sure you're here to make it even greater XP
XP:I am and im rlly looking forward to this I am currently writing all of my career into a book my agent wesley Carter was supposed to be here with me but he was doing some collegiate scouting as well
AS:Mmmmm understood you're the projected 7th pick do you plan on raising that
XP:I'm going to be atleast top 3 in my draft class
AS:There are 6 monsters that are all the sons of a demon I knew him back in the day he went by the name tampa Terry
XP:I know but I'm not worried abt them there is only one guy I care to worry abt
AS:And who would that be
XP:Atari Bridges is my arch nemesis and has been since we were six years old dunking on mini hoops
AS:Well he's here for an interview at in the waiting room have you seen what these rookies have done to some of those vets
XP:no
Adam Silver plays a clip of a GSJ game winner against the nuggets
XP:Well thats frightening
AS:Not even close to his full extents
Adam plays a clip of the DJ2 poster that ended Trey Lyles career for good by breaking his vertebrae and back
XP:Well now I'm scared
AS:That was the plan anyways we are past time bye bye
XP walks out and AB(Atari Bridges) walks in
AB:Hello
AS:Sup
AB:I don't like it here im leaving
AS:Huh?
The door slams on the way out
P00LE comes from behind the curtains
P0S:Howd it go
AS:I traumatized one and bored the other
P0S:I said show them the league
AS:I did
P0S:sigh
Next week
KTB:GAME DAY!GAME DAY! GAME DAY!
MTG:Yall are against the pelicans
KTB:Huh?
MTG:Keep yelling game day though
KTB:I don't feel like it anymore
DD:Yooooooooo this bout to be easy
Mid game 2nd quarter Pelicans up 64 - 78
Dion Carter Jr driving to the paint and posterizes Flory bidung but he comes down weird and gets injured
DD:OH no
DMJ:Are you rlly worried rn?
DD:YES
DMJ places a hand on his head
DMJ:Take my power and go off Dakari
DD goes for 51 and 14 assists
DMJ:I'll take a call 12 and 8 boards
TW:KTB trade me again
KTB:Heck no you're the only reason we are even semi competent
TW:I request a trade who wants me!
Sabercats:wanna come back
TW:nvm I wanna stay now
Wizards @ Hornets
P0S:I drafted you for a reason cook up Chao
CF:im tired though
P0S:Does it look like I care Johnny Davis doesn't move any other team we need you
CF:ITS 7 AM BRO
P0S:DID I ASK FOR THE TIME I HAVE A WATCH
This time Actually Wizards @ Hornets
3 minutes left tied at 98
Tre Johnson:We bout to cook these wizards
Chao:No you wont buddy
TJ:Says who?
Chao: This should be enough said
Chao dunks it in the post dominantly
TJ:OK Temu Shaq whats next open a chicken restaurant nobody even knows
Chao:Shush kid
Tre keeps Chao at the 3pt line
Chao:Buddy im a stretch big🤣
Sinks a 3
Fast-forward to a minute left its 109 - 102 wizards winning
Chao:One more 3 to cap off the game
Shoots a step back 3 over Miles Bridges
Chao: Ball game
Miles:No way
Cash
KTB:Why does one team with a W win but another one specifically mine doesn't lord did I do something wrong?
Suns @ Knicks
DJ2:Bro if I get fined bc I broke Trey Lyles back bc of a dunk im turning into crashout Carter
OJ Parish: I'm still only a 77 overall in 2k HOW ARE YOU AN 87 YOU DID NOTHING BESIDES DUNK ON A MAN SO HARD HE ALMOST DIED
DJ2:I'm just better
OJP:Sure
Jalen Worthy:Yo speaking of 2k ratings we have a 69 overall point guard starting Frick that 77
OJP:I'm still mad idc
Late 4th quarter couple seconds left
JW:This world is so mean to me I had 24 and 17 boards yet im still snubbed of a win bc of a bad call
Tech call on Worthy
JW:NAHHHHHHHHHH
JW starts punching and kicking at the ref and knocks him out the whole arena erupts into a fight
JW gets suspended for 40 days
JW:Yall soft ah refs
DJ2:that was wild
OJP:I had 3 and 5 that was not cool
DJ2:I had 37 and 9 that was definitely cool
OJP:You're not cool bro
Brunson:Kid good job today
DJ2:Haha thx Brunson
Kings @ Blazers
RE:Yo can I just say yall are so cheeks like im rlly bout to cook yall
GG:Shush bro Sabonis is probably better than you
Raheem Dunks on sabonis in the 3rd quarter
GG:I'm not taking that back idc
4th quarter with 7 seconds left 121 - 120 kings up
Simons has the ball and kicks out to Grayson
GG:Thx Anfernee
He sinks the 3 at the buzzer
GG:Now shut up Raheem
RE:You're mentally challenged
GG:I thought you'd say "the feeling is mutual after that but I forgot you don't tell the truth like ever
RE:I thought you'd accept that im better but ig you don't tell the truth either
In Utah,Trade report Center
LF:TRADE REPORT TIMEEEEEEEEEEE
MR:As we see rn it seems Shaedon Sharpe got traded to the dubs for Elmarko Jackson, 2 2nds and KPJ
KTB:Yo TW I got you some help
TW is practicing and ignoring KTB
KTB:Answer me or get sent to San Diego
TW:What do you want
KTB:I got you some help
TW:You're lying
KTB:Welcome Shaedon Sharpe
Shaedon walks through the tunnel
KTB:I got him on a sale
TW:OH hey Shaedon
SS:Wsp
KTB:Anything to win😈
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