THE RESET MOCK WITH ITS SECOND ARTICLE!!!!!
TOT: So that went well didn't it?
KTB: 100%, we've already got a bunch of people offering for these jobs of GMs, it's working really well!
TOT: Great, let's hope we can get this done and filled up before this takes ages and we can't start because not all teams have their GMs.
KTB: That's not going to happen, I'm confident.
TOT: If you say so
AtTheBuzzer podcast
RUC: Wow, I can't believe that the rumours were true, the league is going into reset!
LV: Of course, it's not a full reset, teams can still have 2 players, but it's still crazy
ST: And all trade rules are off, but there is still salary cap, but it's boosted, like this could either be really good, or really bad.
DP: Well we asked our viewers on a poll made, so let's see the results!
2 votes will be good
2 votes will be bad.
DP: Was it really just us who voted?
LV: Sadly yes.
EVERYONE WHO IS IN THE RESET MOCK OR READING THIS, CHECK OUT THE ATTHEBUZZER PODCAST ON SPOTIFY AND YOUTUBE!!!!!
AS: Bro I can't believe these 2 unexperienced idiots have ruined the league with a reset!
MT: Didn't you hire TOTEMS?
AS: Uhhh, you sure you weren't hearing things?
MT: No, it's on the AtTheBuzzer podcast, here I'll show you.
AS: OK I did. It's just I thought he would keep it the same, or veto the Luka trade or something like that.
Day before draft
TOT: We've only got 29 teams with their GMs selected.
KTB: That's not good, only the Blazers are left, we can't start the season without them having a GM, it's against the rules.
TOT: But remember, we're the Commissioners, we can change the rules to whatever we like!
KTB: No, but that's unfair with all Blazers fans and the whole franchise.
TOT: But its the Blazers, the whole world would benefit with all Blazers fans gone. (JOKE).
KTB: Bro that was so last year, this is this year, we can't, it's bad manners.
TOT: Here I'll take the job, I don't care, I'll be Commissioner and GM.
KTB: But you would rig the league to make you win
TOT: I will not, hopefully.
KTB: Well I've just booked Raymond James Stadium for the inauguration of the new GMs!
TOT: Really? That's amazing!!
KTB: I know, they'll walk out onto the pirate ship located in the Stadium!
Day of Inauguration
TOT: Right, time for the Big moment, Let's Do This!
TOT walks out onto the field.
TOT: Always a dream to walk out of here.
KTB: It's cool isn't it, we get to feel what the players feel.
TOT: HELLO TAMPA!!!!!
We are here today as you know to inaugurate the new GMs of every team and which players they are protecting!
Crowd Cheers
KTB: We will do it in alphabetical order, starting with the Atlanta Hawks!
30 teams later
TOT: So we're done here, let's do a recap of what has happened tonight and which players are protected and their GMs!
Atlanta Hawks: Diddy. Trae and Risacher
Boston Celtics: ITLOVER69. Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown.
Brooklyn Nets: Rip_Itachi. Day'Ron Sharpe and Cam Thomas
Charlotte Hornets: HimCrazy. LaMelo and Brandon Miller
Chicago Bulls: SuperBowlChamp5. Tre Jones and Lonzo Ball
Cleavland Cavaliers: Brunson4MVP. Spida and Mobley
Dallas Mavericks: MakMavsgr8again. AD and Kyrie
Denver Nuggets: PaperBallKobe. Jokic and All-Time Russ
Detroit Pistons: Willsee. Cade and Duren
Golden State Warriors: Ballin All-Time Steph. Jimmy Butler
Houston Rockets: DonkeDave. Sengun and Thompson
Indiana Pacers: ManningisGoated. Haliburton and Myles Turner
Los Angeles Clippers: VannmelonFC25. All-Time Kawhi and Norman Powell
Los Angeles Lakers: Wiltthegoat All-Time LeBron. Luka Doncic
Memphis Grizzlies: MYLESTHEGOAT. Ja and JJJ
Miami Heat: Umbaa. Herro and All-Time KLove
Milwaukee Bucks: Nafwarrior. Giannis and Dame
Minnesota Timberwolves: Haliburton4MVP. Ant and Randle
New Orleans Pelicans: Jagsandpels. Zion and Trey Murphy
New York Knicks: Johnrmcgannon. KAT and Brunson
Oklahoma City Thunder: SGAforMVP. SGA and JDub
Orlando Magic: Konstas. Franz Wagner and Paolo
Philidelphia 76ers: PhillySportsFan. Prime PG and Maxey
Phoenix Suns: SpiralDubs. All-Time KD and Booker
Portland Trailblazers: TOTEMS. Camara and Sharpe
Sacramento Kings: Factsman. LaVine and Sabonis
San Antonio Spurs: ImpulseFire. Wemby, Castle
Toronto Raptors: ILoveTraeYoung. Scottie and BI
Utah Jazz: BrunsonWinsMVP. Kessler and Lauri
Washington Wizards: Deadpoole. Poole and Bilal Coulibaly.
KTB: That went great!
TOT: I know, want to grab some dinner at the resteraunt Dino Radja burned down?
KTB: They rebuilt it?
TOT: Yes, they changed the name from the weird place name to Dino Made Us Famous Resteraunt!
KTB: Weird name.
TOT: I know.
KTB: At least Diddy didn't have baby oil with him during the inauguration
TOT: Were you not listening? He said that any players who signed for him would get a life supply of Baby Oil.
KTB: That's messed up
IF ANYONE WANTS THE BLAZERS, IM FINE WITH GIVING THEM UP!
Also the next few articles will include more users in the mock, it's just too early to as nothing has really happened