Here we go, Tampa Totems is back.
Some key characters for you to know of.
AC: Me
DP: DeAndre Phillips. SF
CA: Connor Atkins. PG
TOT: Me. Again.
TM: Terell Mariota. Center.
LJ: LeBron James. (Commisioner)
Anymore new people ill tell you who they are.
Let's begin!
Season 1 Episode 1
Episode Name: A New beginning.
LJ: So we are absolutely sure of expanding the league once again to make it 33 teams? Will be uneven confrences then.
BJ(Bronny James): Sure dad. Tampa is a city with no NBA team and definitely deserves one. They have a NFL, MLB and NHL Team. Only missing the best of them all, the NBA.
BRJ(Bryce James): Yeah I like the idea. Would be uneven but ah well it's not like it's gonna cause problems in the future.
BJJ(Bryce James Jr): Yep that is OK by me.
LJ: Great. And It's Tampa who we are adding to the NBA. I'm telling you kids, we are the best at our jobs aren't we. I'm the best commissioner with absolutely 0 bias to my kids.
TOT: Ooh, NBA are expanding to Tampa. Should we try to invest in the team?
AC: Really depends on the price of the team. If it's maybe like, 10 Dollars I'd invest.
TOT: Okay. So I'll then take out a loan and contribute the other 700 million then? My bank won't even allow that.
AC: Just say you'll bid 50 dollars for the team and then go from there. If that is OK with you.
TOT: Blud, this is a professional Basketball team, we are not getting an entire team for 50 dolla..
LJ: Please welcome the owner of the newest team located in Tampa, Totems!
AC: How in the world did you do this, 50 dollars for the entire team. I was joking of course with that statement.
TOT: I lied I said I'd pay em the 500 million soon, it's a win win.
AC: You aren't getting that money ever aren't you.
TOT: That's right! I am so smart.
AC: Well enjoy jail in a few years for fraud.
TOT: Sure If all goes bad I can rob a bank for the money.
AC: How is that any better.
TOT: Because I'll look cool.
AC: Let's switch the topic, what are we calling the team.
TOT: The Tampa Totems of course. That's a no-brainer.
AC: So let me get this straight. You are going to rob a bank to get the money for this team, and you are calling this team after your own name.
TOT: That is correct.
AC: I can see why your wife left you.
Commisioner Meeting.
LJ: I think we did a good job there making him the owner. He said he didn't have the money now but he'll pay it back later so I'm sure it's all fine.
BJ: Yeah, have they sent in an application for what the team is gonna be called?
LJ: Uhh, yes they have. Wow he's narcissistic.
BRJ: Why dad?
LJ: He's name the team after himself, he's called it the Tampa Totems. I quite like it I have to say.
BJJ: Yeah it flows nicely. What team do you play for? Yeah I play for the Totems. It sounds awesome.
BRJ: It absolutely is som. I think we accept the application
LJ: Cool, Ill announce it now to the public that the 33rd team in the NBA will be the Tampa Totems.
1 week till start of season.
Tot: Bron man, when are you going to hold the expansion draft? There is 1 week left until the season. We will have no players.
LJ: Uhh, deal with it yourself. Not my problem.
Tot: BRON. YOU ARE THE COMMISIONER. SO WE ARE SCREWED THEN?
LJ: If you pay me my Money, I'll arrange it.
Tot: I'll give it to you soon, my pet goldfish got the flu so that cost a bit of budget.
LJ: Ah OK. Still, no money. No expansion draft. Figure it out yourself.
AC: We don't even have a team man. Brons not arranging an expansion draft cause of your shenanigans, we shouldn't even have a team. You're gonna go to fucking jail because you robbed a bank.
Tot: Sounds fine to me. Sure we can just hold auditions outside our stadium for players looking to play for us.
AC: Oh you actually Did something and arranged to make the stadium.
Tot: I will, when I get the money from the bank heist.
AC: So what's our stadium then?
Tot: Uhh, let's play our games in some stadium in Florida. We will then build our stadium and use that temporarily.
AC: OK that's fine I guess. Not ideal but whatever.
After Audtitions.
AC: Right lads so out of the thousands who auditions We chose you 15 to be the best, so welcome to the NBA!
DP: So uhh, what is this.
AC: That is a basketball.
DP: Oh. Is that what I use to dribble and shoot?
AC: Yes, obviously.
DP: OK.
AC: Right everyone. This here is a basketball. Now to dribble, you slam the ball into the ground and it should Bounce back up into your hand.
CA: Wow, so fascinating.
AC: These were the best guys you could find?
TOT: Well considering Over 90% of the auditions were novelty and not caring because they presumed they wouldn't get in. Yes they were the best.
AC: Surely those guys not caring is better.
TOT: Oh no they were good. Really good.
AC: Why did you not sign them Then if they were good?
TOT: Have you been living Under A rock? Walter Silva is in this draft class. The most hyped up prospect of all time.
AC: Wow, you actually did a smart thing for once?
TOT: I'm always smart, but I guess yeah.
AC: OK, hopefully we won't be fined for tanking, we will be but there's always a chance.
TOT: I'll add 5 million to the bank heist total!
The End.
Hope you enjoyed.