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The Chaos Mock!


The NBA is in chaos. Adam Silver, worrying about the league’s terrible ratings, makes some bold moves. In an era of superteams, fans has said that “the NBA won’t look the same in 10 years”…

He sped that process up a bit.

Suddenly, NBA players have been swapped for each other at random (I did this with a team wheel, ESPN team rosters in alphabetical order, and a random number generator)!

Clippers: Mason Plumlee for 76ers: Tobias Harris

Suns: Ish Wainright for Rockets: Trevor Hudgins

Jazz: Lauri Markkenen for Nuggets: Zeke Nnaji

Lakers: Cole Swider for Pelicans: Jose Alvarado

Pistons: Jared Rhoden for Hornets: Kai Jones

Grizzlies: Ziaire Williams for Thunder: Chet Holmgren

Trail Blazers: Jabari Walker for T-Wolves: Mike Conley

Heat: Kyle Lowry for Raptors: Otto Porter Jr.

Mavericks: AJ Lawson for Pacers: Aaron Nesmith

Spurs: Dominick Barlow for Bucks: MarJon Beauchamp

Nets: Royce O’Neale for Wizards: Daniel Gafford

Bulls: Patrick Williams for Knicks: Miles McBride

Kings: Neemias Queta for Warriors: Kevon Looney

Hawks: AJ Griffin for Magic: Markelle Fultz

Cavs: Donovan Mitchell for Celtics: Kristaps Porzingis

2023 First Round Draftees have suddenly changed teams, too! The order of the players picked stays the same, and I used a NBA Random Team Wheel to determine who went where.

Bulls: Victor Wembaryama

Nets: Brandon Miller

Wizards: Scoot Henderson

76ers: Amen Thompson

Knicks: Ausar Thompson

T-Wolves: Anthony Black

Lakers: Bilal Coulibaly

Raptors: Jarace Walker

Hawks: Taylor Hendricks

Pacers: Cason Wallace

Spurs: Jett Howard

Thunder: Derek Lively II

Suns: Gradey Dick

Denver Nuggets: Jordan Hawkins

Rockets: Kobe Bufkin

Trail Blazers: Keyonte George

Cavaliers: Jalen Hood-Schfino

Bucks: Jaime Jaquez Jr.

Hornets: Brandin Podziemski

Kings: Cam Whitmore

Heat: Noah Clowney

Jazz: Dariq Whitehead

Celtics: Kris Murray

Warriors: Olivier-Maxence Prosper

Clippers: Marcus Sasser

Pistons: Ben Sheppard

Mavericks: Nick Smith Jr.

Magic: Brice Sensabaugh

Pelicans: Julian Strawther

Grizzlies: Kobe Brown

No more of players changing teams, but now the NBA is forcing teams to trade their best player! If they do not comply, they lose next year’s draft pick and that player is released into free agency, who they won’t be allowed to resign! Here are the players for each team:

Hawks: Trae Young

Celtics: Jayson Tatum

Nets: Mikal Bridges

Hornets: LaMelo Ball

Bulls: Zach LaVine

Cavaliers: Kristaps Porzingis

Mavericks: Luka Doncic

Nuggets: Nikola Jokic

Pistons: Cade Cunningham

Warriors: Stephen Curry

Rockets: Jalen Green

Pacers: Tyrese Halliburton

Clippers: Kawhi Leonard

Lakers: LeBron James

Grizzlies: Ja Morant

Heat: Jimmy Butler

Bucks: Giannis Antetokounmpo

T-Wolves: Anthony Edwards

Pelicans: Zion Williamson

Knicks: Jalen Brunson

Thunder: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

Magic: Paolo Banchero

76ers: Joel Embiid

Suns: Kevin Durant

Trail Blazers: Damian Lillard

Kings: De’Aaron Fox

Spurs: Keldon Johnson

Raptors: Pascal Siakam

Jazz: Jordan Clarkson

Wizards: Jordon Poole

EXPANSION:

The NBA has added 2 new teams, the Las Vegas Gamblers and the Seattle SuperSonics! However, they weren’t apart of the rookie draft, so they need new players. For the expansion draft, players that teams are required to trade are protected and cannot be picked. Teams can then pick 5 more players to protect, 6 in total. Note that rookies are on your roster and would have to be protected to be kept. I’ll say that again: If you want to keep your new rookie, PROTECT YOUR ROOKIE. LIKE BULLS PLEASE PROTECT WEMBY.

When you sign up for a team in this mock, you MUST NAME THE 5 PLAYERS YOU ARE PROTECTING. If you do not, I will name them for you by who I believe are the best players on the team. Why so urgent? The expansion draft must happen immediately, before trades begin.

FREE AGENCY:

With all the players moving teams, the salary cap has been abolished. Each team is given 100 coins in free agency to sign players. The max you can offer a player is 50 coins. You have to give them a very convincing pitch to join your team. If you don’t give reasoning of why they should join, they probably will turn your offer down. Also, if two teams have tied in bidding, a player will choose based on the best pitch.

This is how you offer players:

 # of years, # of coins per year (the per year rate will be how much is taken out of your coin balance, not the total in a contract)

If you complete a sign-and-trade, you have to negotiate a fair contract with the player you’re singing or else the deal falls through. The per-year rate of their new contract will come out of your 100 coin balance for free agency (Ex: If I sign Grant Williams for 4 years, 15 coins per year, now I have 85 coins for free agency).

HOW WE DECIDE A WINNER:

In this mock, we are not doing a simulation on 2K or BBGM. I don’t have the time to set that all up. Instead, the people of Fanspo will decide!

After all of free agency and all trading is complete, I will seed the teams 1-32. Polls will commence on the daily in a knock-out style bracket, with voters choosing which team would beat the other IRL. We go until there’s one team left, but that team does not automatically win the mock.

The 16 worst teams in the first round of voting will go to their own period of voting, meant to benefit those rebuilding or tanking. I want users/GMs to choose what direction their team is going in, so if you rebuild, then you I can still win the mock! Voters will now choose which team is doing the best job of rebuilding and/or tanking until there is one team left.

Then comes the final vote. The winner of the contending voting and the winner of the rebuilding voting will be put in a poll against each other in our grand finale. Whichever team voters think did a better job at meeting their objective (contending, rebuilding, or tanking) wins!

Other Rules/Important Information:

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Atlanta Hawks: JColetheGOAT

Boston Celtics: yupi

Brooklyn Nets: splasher

Charlotte Hornets: nickbcrazy

Chicago Bulls: SchlenkSystem (Temporarily)

Cleveland Cavaliers: wizardss24

Dallas Mavericks: KnicksTape

Denver Nuggets: theswagduck

Detroit Pistons: ejmoon99

Golden State Warriors: 49ERSFOREVER

Houston Rockets: hendersonscoot8

Indiana Pacers: DonovanWojESPN

Los Angeles Clippers: ShaiForMVP

Los Angeles Lakers: lakeshowszn

Memphis Grizzlies: DubsinFour2

Miami Heat: kawntent

Milwaukee Bucks: jordanpoole03

Minnesota Timberwolves: igorek30

New Orleans Pelicans: LetsGetItLetsGo

New York Knicks: mnrobinson30

Oklahoma City Thunder: levijennings33

Orlando Magic: PaoloOwnsYou

Philadelphia 76ers: ABeing

Phoenix Suns: cdog2810

Portland Trail Blazers: stephcurrysalt

Sacramento Kings: swagfox4MVP

San Antonio Spurs: blocker_bears9

Toronto Raptors: MeWasn’tHere

Utah Jazz: TYTYMAXEY_0

Washington Wizards: mnort_WindyCity

Las Vegas Gamblers: XX0

Seattle SuperSonics: hillbillytom363

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