Hey Fanspo fam… yeah… it’s me. I know, I know. You probably thought I vanished into the shadow realm, or retired to become a monk, or got traded to the Guangdong Tigers 😔🏀

But nah. I’m back.

I took some time away to find myself (turns out I was just in my room refreshing Woj tweets at 3am). I’ve grown. I’ve evolved. I’ve aged approximately 47 years emotionally since my last post.

I just wanna say… to my real ones… my day-ones… my fellow keyboard GMs… thank you. The grind never stops. The takes never sleep. And the haters? They still don’t know ball.

I’ve seen the discourse. I’ve felt the slander. I’ve absorbed the downvotes like prime LeBron absorbs contact in the paint. And I’m here to say: I’m not running from the smoke anymore 🔥

I didn’t come back to be quiet. I didn’t come back to be safe. I came back to post unhinged trade ideas, borderline delusional predictions, and takes that will age horribly within 24 hours.

So buckle up. Lock in. Because I’m back on Fanspo… And yeah… the league isn’t ready 😈📈