Miles Bridges - FUCK that dude. Lock his ass up and throw away the key...also WEAK ass bars.
Joel Embiid - Soft as baby shit. Shameless flopper. One of the most overrated players in NBA history. PLEASE retire!!
Draymond Green - Genuinely a terrible person. Preferential treatment from refs. Always angry bc of his donkey teeth. Make-a-wish NBA analyst career.
Kyrie Irving - Philosophically an 8-year-old. Fumbled Kehlani. Classic idiot who thinks he's the smartest dude in the room. Murders your favorite team if he's not suspended for being a bigot.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - Foul merchant. Corny postgame interviews. Outmeated by Mitchell in Skims commercials. Still can't get that "what a pro wants" ad out of my mind from last year. Fuck you, Shai!
Ben Simmons - Played victim after shitting himself in conference finals. Gave up on the sport to be the most expensive cheerleader in league history. Ended the Process in PHI.
Pat Beverley - For the love of god, please stop guest appearing on C-list sports pods. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR TWO WEEK CAREER IN ISRAEL !!!
Ja Morant - Biggest waste of talent in the league. Fake tough guy. Guns are BAD!
Rudy Gobert - Moves like a fawn trying to learn how to walk. Absolute bricks for hands. Also still believes COVID was a hoax. World class defender and moron.
Devin Booker - Thinks he's second coming of Kobe. Flops endlessly. My GF thinks he's hot which PISSES ME OFF !!!
HM: Kelly Olynyk - My goodness he's ugly. Take a fucking shower, dude. Have some self respect!