The 5 Teams are (Hornets, Raptors, Wizards, Jazz and Pelicans)

1. A New GM, clearly you can’t do nothing

2. Get rid of those 25% 3 point shooting scrubs

3. New Fanbase (Atleast Hornets, Wizards and Pels)

4. No injuries PLEASE

5. More draft luck and skill at picking guys

6. Entire new roster

7. Entire new Staff

8. And most importantly all 29 other teams to be replaced with scrubs

Is this relatable or no?