Jordan Poole - Ice Cream Seller

Imagine former Golden State Warriors' rising star Jordan Poole as the neighborhood's favorite ice cream seller. Swapping his basketball sneakers for a colorful apron, Jordan's infectious enthusiasm now serves up scoops of joy, creating a court of sweet treats rather than sinking three-pointers. Jordan dishes out delightful combinations of flavors, turning every ice cream cone into a slam dunk of satisfaction for his customers. While this lighthearted career is due to Poole’s rather goofy demeanors, it is also down to the fact that the player seems to lack focus on the court at times and many believe he needs a job where he can be a free soul and enjoy the different variety of flavors he can whip up for the people (including attractive women).