Celtics-You won more than 2/3 of your rings against plumbers

Knicks-You guys are just ridiculously delusional

76ers-Last time you were consistent contenders was when my dad was little

Nets-You guys make superteams that don’t win anything

Raptors-You guys aren’t even good enough to be in the US (Sorry Canadiens, you guys are cool)

Part 2 coming soon