Title:Taking a break for once in our lives
Warriors GM office
KTB:See me next year fools
KTG:Wdym KTB
KTB:Trust me I have a star player in the training camps right now
KTG:I swear if you're talking abt your son im gonna crash
KTB:Damian Sheppard,Kyle Torres,Tyler Nguyen,Mark Seabron,Isaiah Jordan
KTG:Thats the G league team
KTB:And who's the best player on that team
KTG:Sheppard and Nguyen
KTB:2 stars in the making I've hand crafted them to perfection
KTG:OK
KTB:You know im somewhat of a scientist myself
KTG:OK idc
Mavs front office
TOT:Can I quit yet
DTS:They have you under contract
TOT:Call Dylan star to my office
Calls him
DS:Wsp
TOT:Dylan you're cheeks Frick you get out of my office
DS:You say that every 2 hours
TOT:No I don't I add a bit of pause between my words every time LEAVE
DS:OK
DTS:Can I just say he's averaging 29 on good shoo-
Throws a piece of bread at DTS's face
DTS:Why
TOT:BC YOU DONT SHUT UP
DTS:Chill
TOT:Go back to coaching my players
Knicks front office
B4M:We can do this guys bring a. Chip to NY DJ2
DJ2:Got it sir
Pacers office
H4M:We may be cooked but they are sautéed with extra lemon zest on the side
MTG:You don't even know what you're saying atp
Game 1 Kings at Wolves endgame
Gagic gets ball in the post
Fox:Double him Sabonis and Lyles
Lyles:DJ2 still has me injured ask Keegan
7 seconds later
Keegan:I fouled him out
Fox:Great
ANT:You must've forgot im the one that controls this pack not him
Fox:oh im cooked
Wolves win 116 - 101
Game 1 sixers wizards
Chao:Embiid is easy work
IJ:Do I look like Embiid to you
CF:No
Jeremiah:Do I?
CF:No
Joel:Do I?
CF:Literally yes
IJ dunks on Sadiq Bey
CF:When all my teammates are 70s I expected this
IJ grabs 2 more boards for a double double
Jeremiah:Embiid how does it feel to finally get into the second round and feel like you're gonna pass it
Joel:W im getting finals MVP though
Jeremiah:3 triple doubles in a row says otherwise
Joel:MVP says otherwise
Jeremiah:Second round/First round exits say otherwise aswell but you didn't mention that
Joel:.......
IJ:We here
Game 1 Knicks Pacers
DJ2 runs up the court
DJ2:From here is this ok?
Mathurin:Sure not like you're gonna ma-
Splash
Mathurin:Alright Ben chill out
DJ2 hits Ben with a cross off of a screen and cashes another 3
Mathurin:😅it's fine
DJ2 gets the steal and a mid range with the foul
Mathurin:eye twitches its fine
DJ2 gets another FT
Mathurin:Thats it
Mathurin runs straight to DJ2 and a fight breaks out
Mathurin is knocked out And DJ2 gets an injury from Randle and brunson ganging on him
Tragedy Struck and several players listed after this have been sent out in stretchers and wheelchairs
Hart
Nesmith
Kolek
Toppin
Nembhard
One even died Deanthony Melton was dead on court after being trampled by Knicks fans and Randle
H4M:MATHURIN WHY DID YOU DO THAT YOU COST SEVERAL INJURIES AND A LIFE
BM:HE WAS BEING TOO CLUTCH
This event was titled "the mistake of Indiana"
Post game show
KTB:Wow more entertaining than the UFC
TOT:Lets welcome our special guest Famous NFL player Jaden Collins
JC:Wsp
TOT:Did you see this game
JC:RIP Melton put him in the HOF
KTB:No
MTG:Why did that happen. Bro
Lastly Pels vs Grizzlies
DMJ:This Ja kid is good
DMJ jumps and blocks Jas dunk
DD:But it isn't him not just him anyways
DCJ:Yeah its something else
Ja:I've learned something called teamwork over this season Bane shoot it!
DD:you Gay Gunslinging Goblin
Ja:How am I gay
DD:Pink its the hair
Grizzlies won the game
DD:Trades will be made next season
DMJ:Put us in your winning teams list
DCJ:Mhmm
Post game
KTB:Wow
B4M:We still won though we don't need Hart we have DJ2
TOT:Hes injured
B4M:😬 huh
P0S:What have we learned from these games
KTB:Bane is ready to take over a top spot on his team
P0S:Imani Jay is going to be better than Larry bird
TOT:WHAT CAP
P0S:He shoots just as good and is more athletic,better defending aswell
TOT:Fair but Longevity is summing that up anyways hot take DMJ will get the chip in the next 2 years
MTG:Gobert gets finals mvp over ant and gagic
B4M:Leave but DCJ > Pippen
JC:I'd say DMJ is Overrated and DD is better
B4M:You leave too
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