‘Twas 3 days after my birthday, and all through the house, oh…

Not a player was stirring, yes, not even Bruno Fernando!

But up on the rooftop, arms crossed in despair

Was Coach Nate McMillan, in a bit of a ‘mare.

He couldn’t write any offensive plays

And the inconsistent defense was a problem on that day…

Like many, many other days.

So what did Nate McMillan do?

He wanted to resign, like Travis Schlenk did, too.

But just like Schlenk, he got outed, fired, ceased.

Because to the front office, there’s no profit in peace.

As a fan, he deserved it! Rightfully so!

Get out of our house, and be on your way home!

Your cold-hearted stare can go freeze another team!

Your arms crossed in anger can go kill another team!

Your inability to think can go hinder another team!

Just get out of my team.

The chains on Murray and Young seemed to break

The Baptist might actually exist again; shots he can take.

But then a chain on McMillan also broke that night

A chain from starlight.

An ominous figure loomed over the face of the earth.

He made all in the front office disperse.

With chaos in one hand and the other, a gun

He set out to have his fun.

Trae Young saw the players around him turn to puppets

Was he really just another muppet?

With the hand of chaos, the figure pricked at the strings

Hanging off his teammates like it was a normal thing.

The gun shot “BAM!” and to the right

Young saw the fans who cheered him on every night

Happy faces hiding despair, they cheered on through the struggles

Just to end up in a bright red puddle.

Might Quin Snyder save us? He can try

But the problem is more than meets the eye.

Nick Ressler, the man in the sky

Ruining my franchise one step at a time.

To this atrocity of nepotism, I say no!!!

The Ressler Family, you need to go!!!!

Signed,

A Passionate Yet Scared Hawks Fan, Crying Amidst A Sea Of Red