Nikola Jokic finds a convenient horse carcass and decides to use it as shelter.
Tyrese Haliburton accidentally steps on his own landmine.
Donovan Mitchell stumbles upon a bow.
Cade Cunningham stumbles upon a landmine.
Paolo Banchero finds a convenient queen-sized bed with a memory foam mattress and furnished headrest and decides to use it as shelter.
Trae Young gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu.
Joel Embiid heals Giannis Antetokounmpo.
Stephen Curry sends a mass mail.
Anthony Edwards finds a convenient igloo and decides to use it as shelter.
Jordan Poole heals Kevin Durant.
Victor Wembanyama chokes on crabapples in his cheeks.
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.
Jayson Tatum gets yellow fever.
Scoot Henderson gets mono.
LeBron James discovers a paintball lying on the ground.
Kawhi Leonard stumbles upon an assault rifle.
Scottie Barnes dies in the Matrix.
Ja Morant heals Joel Embiid.
Kevin Durant loses the game.
Jalen Brunson goes deaf due to Jake Paul.
Giannis Antetokounmpo battles and wounds Paolo Banchero.
Dead
Scottie Barnes
Tyrese Haliburton
Victor Wembanyama
Health Tracker:
Joel Embiid (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Jayson Tatum (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Scottie Barnes (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Jalen Brunson (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Giannis Antetokounmpo (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Tyrese Haliburton (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Donovan Mitchell (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Cade Cunningham (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Paolo Banchero (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Jimmy Butler (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Trae Young (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Jordan Poole (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Nikola Jokic (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Anthony Edwards (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Scoot Henderson (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
LeBron James (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Kevin Durant (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Stephen Curry (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured
Kawhi Leonard (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy
Luka Doncic (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Ja Morant (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy
Victor Wembanyama (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased
Zion Williamson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased