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NBA Hunger Games: Day 1!

Nikola Jokic finds a convenient horse carcass and decides to use it as shelter.

Tyrese Haliburton accidentally steps on his own landmine.

Donovan Mitchell stumbles upon a bow.

Cade Cunningham stumbles upon a landmine.

Paolo Banchero finds a convenient queen-sized bed with a memory foam mattress and furnished headrest and decides to use it as shelter.

Trae Young gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu.

Joel Embiid heals Giannis Antetokounmpo.

Stephen Curry sends a mass mail.

Anthony Edwards finds a convenient igloo and decides to use it as shelter.

Jordan Poole heals Kevin Durant.

Victor Wembanyama chokes on crabapples in his cheeks.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander finds a convenient cardboard box and decides to use it as shelter.

Jayson Tatum gets yellow fever.

Scoot Henderson gets mono.

LeBron James discovers a paintball lying on the ground.

Kawhi Leonard stumbles upon an assault rifle.

Scottie Barnes dies in the Matrix.

Ja Morant heals Joel Embiid.

Kevin Durant loses the game.

Jalen Brunson goes deaf due to Jake Paul.

Giannis Antetokounmpo battles and wounds Paolo Banchero.


  • Scottie Barnes

  • Tyrese Haliburton

  • Victor Wembanyama

Health Tracker:

  • Joel Embiid (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Jayson Tatum (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

  • Scottie Barnes (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

  • Jalen Brunson (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

  • Giannis Antetokounmpo (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Tyrese Haliburton (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

  • Donovan Mitchell (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Cade Cunningham (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Paolo Banchero (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

  • Jimmy Butler (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

  • Trae Young (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

  • Jordan Poole (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Nikola Jokic (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Anthony Edwards (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy

  • Scoot Henderson (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

  • LeBron James (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Kevin Durant (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy

  • Stephen Curry (Alive): 0 Kills; Injured

  • Kawhi Leonard (Alive): 0 Kills; Healthy

  • Luka Doncic (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

  • Ja Morant (Alive): 1 Kill; Healthy

  • Victor Wembanyama (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased

  • Zion Williamson (Dead): 0 Kills; Deceased