I feel like I have to make this post. All of this has been a lie. From being an adult, the 2 truths and 1 lie was all lies. I don't have a kid. I didn't play soccer. I've been undercover as a bigger user. And that's Totems. This is not a fake account pretending. Not T0tems, Totems.

The thing is, I just wanted to be a small user again. I never wanted the fame. And being a big user made me feel I needed to create big posts. Big ideas. So I created this account. And it also got big. I'm sorry for lying about all of this. I just wanted to be a small user again.