The Lakers "ante" up to win a title!

I realize that LeBron almost certainly would not agree to this trade. But imagine a world in which LeBron realizes he is done after this year, and the satanic forces of this Epstein world encourage him to make this deal for the sake of the Lakers and the health of both the NBA and himself.

In exchange the Bucks will get the Mavericks' treatment, winning the top pick in next year's draft somehow. And meanwhile they do get LeBron at least for a little while to sell some tickets and jerseys. Marcus Smart comes with the package too.