Portland Trailblazers receive: Marcus Morris Sr, Devonte' Graham , Nicolas Batum, Khem Birch, Amir Coffey

Los Angeles Clippers receive: Damian Lillard

San Antonio Spurs receive: Scoot Henderson, Robert Covington, Brandon Boston Jr, plus all of Portland's picks that can be traded (2025, 2027, 2029, and a bunch of 2nds) _

Why would the Clippers do this - They get Damian Lillard for nothing.

Why would the Spurs do this - To pair Wemby with Scoot Henderson for nothing, while also one-upping Sam Presti by hoarding a boatload of picks.

Why would the Trailblazers do this - is exactly what the fans would cry out if Portland ever did something this stupid.

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