Absolutely not trading Jaylen fucking-middle-name "Crucial," Brown.

But if the Celts wanna add Giannis for Hauser, I'll be hurt we're losing Hauser, but I'd do it. I love D White, but I've already made peace that we're gunna trade him at some point. Now feels like the right time. Say we give them 6 real, proven players like this, plus picks, they might bite.

Then I brought Washington into the mix, because Sarr could be the big we're looking for, and I really want them to give us Dybantsa for some reason, maybe just as a homecoming-to-Boston present for the kid & the city, tryin to earn some good Karma for the future. If everything goes right, our final lineup would look like Pritch, Jaylen, Tatum, Giannis, Sarr. Hopefully with Dybantsa, Queta, and Amari Williams. We'd finally have some depth at the 4/5 spot.