You asked for it (sadly), you got it. (https://fanspo.com/u/AJGreenalwaysin/p/_UK_ux5Soihhzm/guys-should-i-do-time-it-takes-me-to-wipe-my-poo-determinds-this-trade)

Da Rules:

I time how much time it takes me to uhh, do that.

I take the number of seconds it took me and go on NBA.com

Then I trade the player with the (number of seconds) in the career points list, and after that I do the same for 3s.

If you don't understand, thats fair.

How I did this trade:

So I messured how much it takes me to fully wipe my poo, uhh it took me 5:58 which is 358 seconds.

The player who is 358th in points between active players is Tyrese Martin, so I added him to this trade.

About 3s it's different because it's a tie for 359th place (no 358 spot on the list), so I just took both players, so Sion James and Josh Minnot.

Then I added picks and made the trade.

Thoughts?