BOS OUT: Brown,  White,  Hauser, Boucher, Tillman, '28 1st SAS can swap

BOS IN: 6 1sts = '26 OKC/HOU/LAC worst (via WAS), '27 PHX & '28 HOU (both via HOU) ,  '28 PHI/BKN/PHX best (via WAS), '28 & '30 via NOP, VanVleet, Middleton(P.O.), McCollum

WAS OUT: 4 1sts=  '26 PHX 1st,  '26 OKC/HOU/LAC worst 1st,  '28 PHI/BKN/PHX best 1st,  '28 WAS 1st MIL/POR can swap, McCollum, Middleton, Bagley

WAS IN: Jabari, Murphy, Dejounte, Hauser

HOU OUT: Jabari, FVV, '27 PHX 1st, '28 HOU 1st

HOU IN: Derrick White, '26 WAS can swap w/ PHX 1st , '28 WAS 1st MIL/POR can swap, '28 BOS 1st SAS can swap, Matkovic, Bagley

NOP OUT: Murphy, Dejounte, '28 & '30 1sts, Matkovic

NOP IN:  Brown, Tillman, Boucher

Amen/White/KD/Eason/Sengun Reed/Okogie/DFS/Bagley/Adams Holiday/?/Tate/Matkovic/Capela

Dejounte/Tre/Trey/Jabari/Sarr Bub/Kyshawn/Kispert/Bilal/Vukcevic Malaki/Whitmore/Hauser/Champagne/Riley

Fears/Poole/Brown/Bey/Queen Jose/McGowans/Herb/Peavy/Looney Hawk/Zion/Boucher/Missi/Tillman

Celtics blow it up to get the last mega-picks haul there will probably ever be at just the right time, and to tank, hard.

Rockets send out Jabari, get Derrick White, get to swap next year's PHX 1st for this year's instead, and get 2 better 1sts for their own worse one. They start Tari and use Bagley & Karlo for cheap depth.

Wizards trade 4 1sts, expirings, and Middleton's player option for 3 high-level starters to give the Sarr shuttle a super-boost.

Pelicans add more assets (more picks, oh no!) to 2 good players they may be shopping, to upgrade to a top tier player in Brown. This trade for him makes for a more easy and logical hierarchy and starting lineup, with bench options to it that make sense, than the Pels have had in about a decade.

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