For pure comedic purposes. All three teams say no. But....

Miami: Kyrie and Lebron in South beach for the twilight of their careers? Beautiful! Kyrie and Lebron are (probably) upgrades over Herro and Wiggins whenever they get healthy. The East is vulnerable, the viewership would skyrocket, and this doesn't cost draft equity. As an actual basketball team, the Heat would be pretty damn good. Their lineup versatility would be staggering, and their collective basketball IQ would be too. Why not?

LA: Luka and Reaves are the future. Next to them, you need defense defense and defense. Luka likes rim runners too. Lebron is gone in the very near future, so turning him into Andrew Wiggins and Daniel Gafford would be great long term AND might improve them in the short term. Why not?

Dallas: The Mavericks are most likely going to completely reshape this roster around Cooper Flagg. This helps with that. Herro is a worse player than Kyrie, but the difference isn't as drastic as it may seem and he's far younger. More importantly, he would be incentivized to stay long term. As an added bonus, this increases their financial flexibility moving forward and gives Jason Kidd a chance at fixing whatever JJ Reddick broke in Dalton Knecht. Why not?