New Orleans

The Pels gotta do something different, something new. Getting six picks and their first rounder next year, a rookie from this year (essentially another first), and a couple of wild cards ain't too bad.

Atlanta

The Hawks give up a lot, but keep most of their dudes. Adding Alpy and a top pick as centerpieces around Jalen, backed by elite defenders (Dyson, NAW, and Herb) and the Hawks get out of mediocrity.

Houston

It's hard to imagine Houston winning anythnig with such shitty offense. Alpy is great but I'd trade the mediocre shooting, poor defensive bigman for a stud scoring wing every day of the week.

Miami

The Heat get a really nice young center. They give up two young dudes with a lot of upside for a much more consistent, immediate impact player.

Cavs

Does this one need any explanation?