Trade 1
Pacers receive: Danny Wolf (you already know it’s a fleece when your getting him) Ben Saraf
Nets receive: Obi Toppin + picks
Trade 2
Pacers receive: Kyle Kuzma (my goat) 😢 was scientifically proven to give a automatic 14 wins, proved by LACHLANISGOAT, Gary Harris
Bucks receive: Andrew Nembhard, Aaron Nesmith + picks
Trade 3
Pacers receive: Dru Smith (just goated yk)
Heat receive: Ben Sheppard + picks
Sign Lachlan Olbrich to an extremely cheap contract of 4 years- $40.2 million (he deserves the max fs)
Sign N'Faly Dante to an extremely cheap contract of 4 years- most money they can give him
New starting lineup
PG: Tyrese Haliburton- T. J. McConnell
SG: Johnny Furphy- Ben Saraf- Dru Smith- Gary Harris
PF: Danny Wolf- Kyle Kuzma- Micah Potter
SF: Lachlan Olbrich(converted)- Pascal Siakam (converted)
C: Jay Huff- N'Faly Dante- Kam Jones- Ivica Zubac
After the 2026 NBA draft they will sign
Taelon Peter (Two- Way contract)
Jackson McAndrew- undrafted (Two- Way contract)
Me, trust (Two- Way contract)
Now they can easily go 82-0 and win the finals and all that
This is a joke btw, no hate please lol