DSF:So are you gonna stop riding the Waterpark rides and help me look for these damn 4 other commissioners

TOT:I feel no reason to do something so useless as finding 4 ppl that'll come here automatically also I found this cave just a bit downstairs there are magical stone stairs leading the way they're glowing idk how you didn't see them

DSF:I did you're just being annoying about it

They enter the staircase

DSF:Ooh swords!

TOT:don't touch them

DSF:I feel no need to listen to somebody who spends 18 hours of the day balling his eyes out bc Luka is hurt also Terry Rozier sucks

TOT:Intense gasp you take that back right now

DSF:OH you said take the sword

TOT:N-

DSF:Gladly!

Grabs the sword

TOT:Facepalms

???:WHO DARES TOUCH MY SWORDS?

DSF:That would be me random voice that I'm definitely intimidated by

TOT:Who just openly admits that?

A silhouette appears in the middle of the cave

TOT:Number 45?

DSF:The swords,that giant C in the background,and 45

TOT:Donovan Mitchell?

DM:Yes it is me I just woke up so make it quick

TOT:Listen sir do you have connections to all of the other stars from the 2010s-2020s

DM:Yes we have stayed in touch except for 1 who outcasted himself from the group

DSF:Can we speak to the other 30

DM:Idc abt Basketball anymore so no

DSF:We will give you a 145 million dollar contract bc we spawn money out of nowhere

DM:On second thought

DSF:Exactly now get them here now or these 2 fists will be fisting to their max fisting power

TOT:Telling me tomato's are actually living animals disguised as fruit make more sense than what you've just blabbering out of your nasty eating hole

DSF:Luka aint coming back and Terry roziers mvp was a bluff

TOT:I can't wait to find everyone else so I don't have to talk to a literal chatterbox

DM calls every star

TOT:Ik you said 30 but this is 31

DSF:So he didn't listen?

TOT:No but don't do anything to him

DSF:I hope you've enjoy your life DM

TOT:No no we aren't doing this

DM:Anyways meet Lebron,Curry,Kawhi,KD,Luka,Russell Westbrook,CP3,Kyrie,SGA,Ja,Zion,Coby White,Kenrich Thomas,Jalen Brunson,Damian Lillard,Paul George,Anthony Edwards,AD,Lamelo Ball,Domantas Sabonis,Kobe Ellis,Kareem Ellis,Trae Young,Jimmy Butler,De'Aaron Fox,James Harden,Jayson Tatum,Jaylen Brown,Victor Wembanyama,Klay Thompson,Paolo Banchero,Terry Rozier III,Ben Simmons and me making it 36

DSF:There's not gonna be 36 teams

TOT:6 get lucky how abt that

DSF:Luka doesn't have a ring how bout that

TOT:I didn't even say anything offensive that time

DSF:I sense all that nasty attitude you're tricking Noone

LBJ:Yo Donovan why you call us here

DM:I was offered 145 million to do so we are all going back to the league apparently

SC:Basketball i cant wait to hit 50 footers on yall heads

JM(morant):Shooting?

Luka:Why is this kid hugging me so tightly

TOT:LUKA FOR MVP!LUKA4MVP

4 others drop from the ceiling

Morant:Fangirl,KTB,Ballin,B4m?

FG:Temetrius? FOX!!!!

DSF signals all 6 of the non players in this cave to have a meeting in the cave corner

TOT:So we have a league to run these are the catalyst intact now that I think abt it idek what a catalyst is I said it bc it makes me sound like my vocabulary is ever expanding

BAL:I think Brandon Miller should be here

FG:Lets run this league League runners on 3 3 2 im too tired to keep counting LEAGUE RUNNERS

TOT:Yeah but how are we gonna get outta this cave

WC30:I built an elevator

FG:WHEN DID HE GET HERE ill take the elevator but when!

Everyone takes the elevator and arrives at Smoothie king Center

Everybody gets lost within it

FG,WC30 AND KL (Kawhi) stumble upon legend hall

FG:Zion,BI,AD,CP3 i thought that was the Clippers but ok

At the end of the hall is Jagsandpels

FG:Wow I remember him he was a great coach he's not dead tho so why is there dirt and a grave in front of it

Digs up the dirt to reveal a cardboard cutout of an emoji

Jagsandpels is above the grave now and begins putting the dirt back in

FG:Hey I'm still in here Spits out dirt

JAP:That one was easy time to take revenge for all those coach of they year snub

KL:Wth bro why did you

Takes out kawhis computer chip and he is shut down

JAP:I want my coach of the year!

WC30:So should I just step aside Sidesteps

JAP walks through

WC30 rushes to the grave as soon as he leaves and begins digging FG up

FG:Thx Mate

WC30:Lets go be snitches for 10 seconds while we rat out JAP

FG inserts KL's computer chip

WC30:That one was unexpected but so expected at the same time

FG:Wait a minute when they were resurrecting these guys or whatever where was giannis,jokic,embiid or Maxey or even Hali what is going on

WC30:Dmitch probably didn't have touch with them also kat isn't here either

*They shrug it off and enter the court where Lamelo and Trae are 1v1ing

FG:JAGSANDPELS IS REBELLING AGAINST US BC HE NEEDS A COTY

LBJ:They banned those like 100 years ago we can't access them

FG:oh no

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