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Ever wondered how to lose 100M in a week?


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Jalen Duren has managed to lose himself 100 Million dollars in one week.

This Orlando series has showed that Jalen Duren really isn’t all that great. This regular season he broke out into a star averaging 19 and 10. He was gonna get a 5 year 250M dollar deal this offseason. But the Magic have exposed the major flaws in his game.

He’s built like a fricking greek god at 6ā€10 250lbs. He’s so muscular with huge arms, very athletic, and handsome. But now he’s getting destroyed by Wendell Carter. He has absolutely NO left hand. Any shot he throws up with his left hand is way off, he’s had turnovers because of struggling to dribble.

He has TERRIBLE defensive fundamentals. Everyone thinks he’s a good defender because he’s strong and athletic. But he’s the most overrated defender in the league. Any center knows to jump STRAIGHT UP but Duren no he jumps into his defenders for no reason at all.😭 He plays terrible help defense and has bad timing at blocking shots which leads to many posters and careless fouls.

He’s soft and looks like he couldn’t care less. Lazy passes. Lazy passes. Lazy PASSES. So many avoidable turnovers. Just frustrating to watch.

Crazy to believe people were comparing his weak ahh to Wilt Chamberlain. He was the first player since wilt to score 19+ points on 65+% from the field. He also broke some other random wilt record for most consecutive games with like 28 points on 80% shooting or something like that.

Now instead of getting 250M he’s gonna get like 125M and I hope we trade him.

Thanks for reading😘

-AusarFutureMVP

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