NR1: Good afternoon everyone. I’m your host Charles Barkley
NR2: and I”m your co-host Shaq
CB: We have a good matchup on our hands between Toronto and Portland
SH: Anfernee Simons made comments regarding the medias comments. Here is the video
AS: Do they really think that they can get to me. I’m the one whose playing the game and their the ones learning about fractions and how to use a microscope. I will prove them wrong. I don’t think I will, I guarantee I will.
CB: We’ll I hope he can walk the walk because he knows how to talk the talk
SH: He sure does
Shaedon Sharpe: You good man?
Anfernee Simons: I’m good I’m just stressed because if I play bad then I’ll get hated on
Shaedon Sharpe: You’ll get hated on even if you play good
Anfernee Simons: Hold on, some kid on X is arguing with me about my VORP
SS: *eyeroll
AS: *secretly playing brawl stars with Scoot Henderson who’s across the room
Trailblazers coach: Ok guys time to go warmup
SCOOT: Hold on I gotta finish this brawlstars game real quick
TC: *eyeroll
After Warmups:
CB: Tipoff is underway
SHAQ: And Anfernee sinks a 3. 3-0 Blazers. I also got a comment for the closed captions guy. Can you make me SO?
ME: yeah np
CB: Now that we’re done with that let’s continue watching the game
Later: 57-54 halftime
CB: The Blazers are down 3 but Simons had a 19 point first half
SO: If he keeps it up he’ll prove them wrong
CB: Quickley had a 13 and Barnes had a 15 point half so they’ll half to neutralize them
SO: I guess Simons brought his A game in offense but his C game in defense
SS: I told you they’d keep hating on you
AS: I guess you’re right
SS: I’m always right
AS: No you’re not
SS: Yes I am
AS: Remember when you told me the pink stuff in your attic was cotton candy?
SS: Yes
AS: I didn’t eat it but you still lied
SS: That was on April 1st that doesn’t count
SH: You tryna play brawlstars Anfernee
AS: Nah I’m good. I already got the SpongeBob el primo
SH: Already?
AS: mhm
SH: You’re such a sweat
SS: I guess Scoot is never wrong too
AS: Scoot is never wrong but you’re always wrong
2nd half:
End of 3rd quarter
TB:79 TOR: 87
CB: Simons scored one free throw in the third quarter but limited Quickley to just two points
SO: I guess he did bring his A game defense
CB: He also brought his C game defense
SO: To motivate him I will buy him a Shaqaroni pizza from papa John’s if he gets more than 12 points in the 4th quarter
Start of fourth quarter
Simons from deep…
SO: Bang! Draws the foul too.
CB: That was crazy. From the logo and it was a bad foul
SO: It looks like he has some right shoulder pain
3 minutes left in the 4th quarter
TB: 101
TOR:107
The Blazers are down six let’s see if they’ll make a comeback
Time passes..
CB: Toronto has the ball with 31 seconds left in a 111-111 game
SO: It should be a fun one to watch
CB: Barrett throws it in to Quickley, Quickley dishes to Poeltl, Poeltl shoots from deep. He missed but Barnes gets the putback with 18 seconds left
SO: unbelievable
CB: Simons inbounds to Sharpe, and Sharpe passes back to Simons. Simons sits a the top of the key until 9 seconds left
SS: gotta set a good screen
Deni Avdija: I’m open. I hope he sees me in the corner
8.
Ayton: I gotta position myself for a rebound if he misses
7.
CB: Simons takes the screen passes to Avdija in the corner. He fakes the shot passes back to Simons
5.
AS: Cmon lil Quickley
IQ: cmon lil Simons.
3.
CB: He shakes Quickley with a nasty step back
1.
CB: He takes the shot and..
AS: I guarantee it
SO: Hits the back iron
CB: It hits the front iron
SS: it goes in
AS: TAKE THAT HATERS. Hey Scoot you wanna play brawlstars in the locker room
SH: Clingan said he’d play with me. Avdija says he play with you
AS: Bet.
DA: 17 point 4th quarter is crazy Anfernee
AS: I know. Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll get two shaqaronis
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