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Hard Knocks episode 4


NBA standings

East

  1. Celtics

  2. Knicks

  3. Bucks

  4. Pacers

  5. 76ers

  6. Pistons

  7. Heat

  8. Cavaliers

  9. Magic

  10. Bulls

  11. Raptors

  12. Wizarss

  13. Nets

  14. Hornets

  15. Hawks

West

  1. Timberwolves

  2. Mavericks

  3. Rockets

  4. Nuggets

  5. Thunder

  6. Kings

  7. Suns

  8. Trail Blazers

  9. Lakers

  10. Grizzlies

  11. Pelicans

  12. Warriors

  13. Jazz

  14. Clippers

  15. Spurs

NR1: Hello guys welcome to Knicks daily

NR2: We’re here to talk about the New York Knicks

NR1: The Knicks are playing the Celtics for first place in the conference.

NR2: It doesn’t mean much yet since we’re only a couple weeks in but it should be a fun one to watch

On the way to the game:

Jalen Brunson: Let’s turn on the radio

Mikal Bridges: ok

Josh Hart: play todays top hits

Donte Divencenzo: play music from the 80s

JB: since I’m driving imma pick the song

JH: oh. Ok

DD: Why you playing the Villanova fight song Jalen

JB: It’s the Nova Knicks van. We gotta listen to the fight song.

MB: *sigh

Also on the way to the game:

Derrick White : Y’all wanna stop at 7-11 or quiktrip

Jrue Holiday: 7-11

Jayson Tatum: Let’s go to quiktrip

DW: we’re going to quiktrip

JT: Lezz gooo. Imma get a sour slushie and some nerd gummy clusters

JH: I wanted a slurpee tho.

DW: We are here to get gas.

JT: Make sure to get the premium one

DW: We’re going to Kohls after this

JT: why?

DW: I left my pregame fit in Boston

JH: fine

Later at Kohls:

JT: Why you getting a 3000 dollar suit

DW: don’t worry I have a trick

DW: *walks up to counter

DW: excuse me, can I pay in kohls cash? I only have millions of dollars

Kohls person: sure

DW: see

JT,JH: that’s such a Derrick white thing to do

Inside of Knicks locker room:

JB: Anyone want my tomatoes. I don’t like them

JH: I’ll take them

JR: they’re mine

JH: you’ll have to fight me for them

JR: ok. *starts fighting Josh hart

MB: it’s a good fight

JB: you’ll need something to eat while watching it. You can have my tomatoes

Celtics locker room:

JT: Hey Jaylen Brown

JB: Hey Jayson. Hey narrator guy

H4M: Yeah?

HIM: Make my thingy HIM so it won’t get confused with Jalen Brunson

H4M: ok

Tip-off

NR1: the game is underway with Porzingis getting the tip

NR2: Look at that.

NR1: Porzingis hit a 3 4 seconds after tip-off

NR2: that must be a record

NR1: actually buddy hield has the record

NR2: oh yeah mb

Brunson4MVP( in the stands): Hey Tatum

JT: Yeah

B4M: My granny could beat you in a one versus one

JT: wanna bet?

B4M: 50 bucks

JT: ok sounds good

Halftime

BOS:60

NYK:65

NR1: Miles McBride is leading the way for the Knicks with 13 and Brown has 18 for the Celtics

NR2: Let’s hope they continue this excellent game

Start of third quarter:

NR1: Derrick white passes it in to Jrue Holiday

NR2: He passes it to Al Horford

NR1: Bang!

NR1: Bang!

NR1: Bang!

NR1: Bang!

NR1: Bang!

NR1: Slam!

NR1: Al Horford just had a 17 point quarter and now the Celtics are up 97-87 at the end of the third

NR2: That quarter was phenomenal

3 minutes left in t fourth quarter :

NR1: Horford is getting subbed off after a 36 point half

NR2: He get all of his points in those final two quarters

NR1: The Celtics are in firm control of this game with a 135-112 lead

NR2: It was a really close game til Horford had those points

Celtics locker room:

Joe Masulla: I dedicate the game ball to Al Horford

Locker room: yay

AH: I mean it was just luck.

JT: Our logo is a leprechaun so it makes sense

Locker room: bursts out laughing

AH: We’re not done yet tho. We won’t stop til we defend our title and beat whoever gets in our way.

LR: yeahhhhh

AH: Ok guys. 3,2,1

LR: CELTICS

B4M’s granny: good game Jayson

JT: I didn’t know you could ball like that

B4MG: You should always respect your elders. Now let me make you some cookies

JT: What type?

B4MG: chocolate chip of course

JT: good

B4M: We’re good Tatum right

JT: mhm

B4M: I told you granny can ball

JT: I can’t believe she beat me 21-2

B4M: You should respect your elders

JT: I guess I will

The End:

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