While Kemba “Coleslaw” Walker was eating his coleslaw lots of other things were happening around the league
NR1: Cade Cunningham has requested a trade out of Detroit
NR2: Will this be the start of a long rebuild or will he be a piece of a huge blockbuster trade?
Pistons Owner: Hey Cade
CC: Hey
PO: you have five days to seek out a trade and if you don’t then you’re staying a piston
CC: Ok
5 hours later:
CC: I found a trade
PO: Let me hear it
CC: Heat get: Me and Tobias
Pistons get: Herro, Highsmith, Ware, 3FRP, 1SRP
PO: I’ll think about it
On the other side of the USA…
NR1: Lauri Markkanen has asked out of Utah
NR2: Lots of big stars wanting to leave their cities. Will anymore join them?
Kemba Walker: Man this is good coleslaw
BREAKING NEWS:
NR1: Jimmy Butler, Duncan Robinson, Kemba Walker, and Jaime Jaquez have been sent to the Pistons for Tobias Harris, Tim Hardaway, Cade Cunningham, Ausar Thompson, 3FRP
Episode 2 to be continued…