Joel Embiid’s house
Joel Embiid: Ok guys thanks for coming to my house for a ping pong tournament
Tyrese Maxey: Why’d you invite all of these football and baseball players
Jalen Hurts: Hey guys sorry I’m late. I had to go grab some Tostitos
Joel Embiid: Ok guys here is the bracket
Joel Embiid vs AJ Brown
Tyrese Maxey vs Alec Bohm
Paul George vs Jalen Hurts
Jared McCain vs Bryce Harper
Embiid vs AJ Brown
JE: Ok the rules are first to 21 win by 2
AB: ok
JE: Oh yeah I’m up 1-0
AB: you got lucky
Later:
JE: Dang you played good
AB: 21-7
JE: You hit my can of diet Dr Pepper and now there’s a stain on my rug
AB: Loser cleans up
JE: *starts chasing AJ Brown, threatening to hit him
Tyrese Maxey vs Alec Bohm
TM: good luck
AB: you too
NR1: It is really close late. 23-23. Who do you think will win?
NR2: I think that Maxey has it in the bag. He is on a 10-3 run
TM: We’re playing ping pong there are no reporters
NR1: Oh yeah I forgot
AB: you silly goose
TM: You ready
AB: yeah
NR1: and Tyrese Maxey hits it out of bounds
AB: No reporters remember. Also could you change my name to HIM so you won’t confuse me with Aj Briwn
H4M: Just cancelled the reporters. I’m changing your name right now.
TM: *while Alec Bohm isn’t looking he hits a serve and wins
TM: I win
HIM: But I wasn’t ready
TM: You snooze you lose
JH: Hey Embiid you got any salsa for my Tostitos
JE: It’s in the fridge
JH: which one you have 30
JE: The one next to the Dr Pepper fridge
Paul George vs Jalen Hurts
PG: Do I win because he’s looking for salsa?
JH: I’m back
PG: Dang it
JH: OH YEAH LOOK WHOS UP 20-0
PG: Not for long
JH: you’re about to get beaten
PG: Nuh uh
JH: It’s close now but you won’t win
JH: *unleashes his killer serve
JH: Let’s go I win
Jared McCain vs Bryce Harper
JM: I’m a rookie so can you go easy on me
BH: Sure
JM: Imagine losing 21-0
BH: you told me to go easy on you
JM: you didn’t tell me to go easy on you though
THE NEXT TWO GAMES WERE REALLY BORING WITH AJ BROWN AND JARED MCCAIN WINNING SO WE’LL GO TO COMMERCIAL
McDonald’s: Have you ever wanted a McDonald’s meal of your favorite NBA player
Random person: not really
McDonald’s: Now featuring the McNBA meal with players like CJ Mcollum, TJ McConnell, and Jared McCain
McDonald’s: ba da da da da
Back at Embiids house
The match for the tinfoil medal
McCain Vs Brown
McCain: I’m not going to lose
Brown: neither am I
While it’s 17-14 with McCain winning
McCain: *serves. Immediately falls down in immense pain
Hospital: may I have some alone time with Jared McCain
Joel Embiid, Aj Brown, Bryce Harper: yes
Doctor: Mr. McCain you will likely be out for a month due to a sprained wrist. You could be on the court as soon as two weeks or as far as 3 months. Do you understand
JM: I do
DOC: I have been informed some people brought you some McDonalds
JE: Surprise
JM: No way! They made a Jared McCain meal
JE: We had to buy five because the other four were CJ McCollum meal
JM: Thank you
JE: anytime
JH: I also got you some Tostitos with Dr Pepper salsa
JE: where did you get that
JH: You told me to check the doctor pepper and salsa fridge so I did and found this
JE: *eyeroll
COMMENT JARED MCCAIN MCDONALDS MEAL TO BE IN NEXT EPISODE