--THIS IS A JOKE, DONT TAKE SERIOUSLY--

Pistons: Ricky Council IV

76ers: Wendell Moore/ Garrett Temple/ 2025 & 2031 2nd's

Raptors: Kyle Lowry

Pistons add a better bench piece, and the Raptors Reunite with their former All-Star Kyle Lowry. While the 76ers hit the reset button and start clearing house to rebuild before Joel and Maxey are out of their primes.