So I’m reffing a basketball game at my swim club, and one of my friends from the stands says, “the Sixers traded for Jaylen Brown.” And by the expression on his face, I knew he wasn’t lying. So at the next break in the game I run over and look at my phone - it’s true.

HEY BOSTON, WE TOOK YOUR CROWN JEWEL FOR A BAG OF SOGGY PAUL GEORGE AND 1 GOOD FIRST ROUND PICK

I can’t even fathom how we convinced Sad Stevens to accept this trade without both picks from the Clippers. We just finessed them bro 😮‍💨

My thoughts on this that are basketball related: we only get better from here. Our starting lineup is much improved. All of our players can play off of each other, if Jaylen Brown is willing to share some touches while still being the number 1 guy. I think a solid backup center will solidify us as the best team in the east. Let me be delusional, I’m riding the biggest high in a while.

I’ll end with this: is Bron still looking for a contender?