For context, these were my shower thoughts this morning, also I put on the Sixers’ page because yall are fatties.

Imagine a burger. 🍔

This burger isn’t necessarily spherical, but it’s fs not anything like hexagonal or triangular, so we’re gonna compromise and just say it’s circular because it doesn’t have any sides. The point is it doesn’t have any sides.

Now imagine that burger sitting on a plate. I’m no magician but I bet you’re imagining a circular plate. A (roughly)circular burger on a circular plate.

Now you have a drink too. Soda, glass of water, whatever. I bet my bottom dollar that you’re glass of water is cylindrical. Now there’s technically 1 side to your glass of water, but other than that, nothing else on the table has any sides. The plate, burger, and drink, none really have definite sides.

After all of this, why is it when you add fries to all of this, ITS A SIDE?! Like what is it on the side of? THERES NO SIDES TO ANYTHING YOURE EATING. It can’t be a side to your burger or plate, because they’re both circular(roughly), and the glass has a bottom side, but let’s be real you’ve never put a glass of water on top of your fries and said “I’ve got a glass of water with fries on the side.” HOW IS IT A SIDE

I’m going insane. Somebody plz explain.