Now time to hate…

BOSTON CELTICS, WE WANT ALL THE SMOKE.

“But Tatum didn’t play 😢.” EMBIID MISSED 3 GAMES

Jaylen Brown, use some of that $315M and book yourself a trip to Turkey. And while you’re at it, take note of how the airplane pushes off the ground. You could learn from it.

Baylor Scheierman, Jordan Walsh, Luka Garza, Ron Harper Jr, Hugo Gonzalez, MID. YOU ALL PAIL IN COMPARISON TO QUENTIN GRIMES, ANDRE DRUMMOND, AND DOM BARLOW.

“But it was a gap year 😢.” NOBODY CARES

GET READY NYC, PHILLY IS BETTER. TEAM AND CITY!