Plz go check out the trailer if you haven't already because I'm not gonna rewrite the context to this.
The Las Vegas Lions, starring XxPistonsKingxX(Lions' starting SG), KUMINGATHEBEST(Stephen A. Smith type guy), p00lesucks(Wizards' starting forward), TotemsOnTop(GM), WarriorCurry30(Assistant GM), & Brunson4MVP(Head Coach).
Draft Night
The Las Vegas Lions hold the first overall pick, the 6th overall pick, 16th, 23rd, 40th, 57th, and 68th picks. The Lions are hearing offers from multiple teams for their highest picks.
Ring Ring
TotemsOnTop: Hello, this is TOT from the Las Vegas Lions.
Rob Pelinka: Hey, taterTOT, this is Rob. I want to start the Lakers' rebuild tonight and I want to start it with the 6th overall pick. How's Bronny and 70th pick for it?
(LAL received a 2026 second via WAS in a 2025 draft night trade).
TOT: I accept.
Rob: Sounds good, good luck tonight.
Ring Ring
Damion Kindred: Hello, this is Damion.
taterTOT(sry TOT, I'll stop, lol): Damion, how would you like to be the 1st overall pick in your draft class and join the Lions in Vegas.
DK: I'd love that! Pleasure to be a Lion!
TOT: Great! See you soon!
Adam Silver: With the first overall pick, the warm-welcomed Las Vegas Lions select. . .Damion Kindred, Michigan!
fast forward
AS: With the 16th overall pick, the Las Vegas Lions select. . .Jameson Williams, Liberty!
fast forward
AS: With the 23rd overall pick, the Las Vegas Lions select. . . XxPistonsKingxX, Fanspo.com/u/Ballin! <-Copy & paste that into a new tab and hit follow ;)
The Lions select Gordon Von Torima, Trenton Banks, and JuJu Townsman with their following picks. DK is a 7'2", 240lb center. J-Dub is a 6'9", 230lb PF. XxPistonsKingxX is a 6'4", 185lb SG. DK averaged 12-7-2 at Michigan. J-Dub averaged 11-4-3 at Liberty.
The next day
Woj: In respect and reaction to the announcement of Draymond Green exercising his player option and will retire, Stephen Curry has requested to be traded.
KUMINGATHEBEST: 'The Dynasty is Over' Draymond Green changed the way a bystander looks at the statistics of players. He has singlehandedly proved that unity, brotherhood, and selflessness on the court matter just as much as the stats a player puts up, if not more. Draymond has on multiple accounts been one of the most selfish and, dare I say, "dangerous" players in NBA history, but the bond he had almost a decade ago with Klay Thompson and Stephen Curry is indisputably the best trio of players in NBA history. He will be remembered, and he will be missed.
Now, to Steph, the Warriors haven't been able to do enough for Steph. Golden State really tried to ask Curry to settle for what they got without landing him a star player to get one final ring for him in the Bay. Steph was the sole identity of the Warriors and you darn messed up to not trade for a star player to pair with him. I believe this is the right move for Steph and I'm excited to see where he lands.
TOT: WarriorCurry30, I want Steph on the Lions.
WarriorCurry30: I like that idea, sir. The man knows how to get wins, rings, and put the ball in the hoop. I'd like to take that idea a step further and pair him with LeBron James. We have Bronny and the Lakers didn't resign LeBron due to the Lakers trading AD to the Bulls, and JJ Redick only leading the Lakers to the play-in tournament once since professionally coaching. I believe LeBron would be able to perform just as well as he has in recent years past and hopefully put on a show with Curry like they did in the 2024 Paris Olympics.
TOT: I like it, let's get Curry first.
Days later
Woj: The GSW have traded star PG Stephen Curry to the Las Vegas Lions! Lions receive: Stephen Curry Warriors receive: 2028 1-14 protected first and a 2030 2rp. The Warriors, Clippers, and Lions are all in the race to sign Lebron James. Steph has not confirmed if this season will be his final season or not.
Some notable moves that happened in the past 2 years:
Dame got a 4 year max deal
SGA is now the richest player in history, 5 year-330 mil
Kawhi was traded to Memphis
James Harden is in FA rn
Kyrie got a 3 year extension
Jimmy Butler went into FA and signed with the Raptors
Wolves won it in 2024 and the Thunder won it in 2025
Thanks for reading! Comment GO LIONS! Next episode will be sometime next week. Plz give feedback too, any feedback helps cause this is new to me.