Did some crazy outlandish sh*t on this one.

Warriors end up with this depth:

• PG: Stephen Curry, De'Anthony Melton, Reece Beekman

• SG: Andrew Wiggins, Buddy Hield, Lonnie Walker IV

• SF: Draymond Green, Oshae Brissett, Lindy Waters

• PF: Lauri Markkanen, Kyle Anderson

• C: Wendell Carter Jr., Trayce Jackson-Davis, Quinten Post

Nets end up with this:

• PG: Brandin Podziemski, Shake Milton, Ben Simmons

• SG: Moses Moody, Jordan Clarkson, Gary Payton II

• SF: Cam Johnson, Bojan Bogdanovic, Jalen Wilson

• PF: Jonathan Kuminga, Noah Clowney

• C: Nic Claxton, Day'Ron Sharpe, Kevon Looney

Jazz end up with this:

• PG: Keyonte George, Dennis Schroeder

• SG: Cam Thomas, Isaiah Collier

• SF: Cody Williams, Brice Sensabaugh, Gui Santos

• PF: John Collins, Taylor Hendricks, DFS

• C: Walker Kessler, Drew Eubanks, Kyle Filipowski

Magic ends up with this:

• PG: Collin Sexton, Cole Anthony

• SG: KCP, Jalen Suggs, Gary Harris

• SF: Franz Wagner, Anthony Black, Jett Howard

• PF: Paolo Banchero, Jonathan Isaac, Dariq Whitehead

• C: Goga Bitadze, Moritz Wagner

italic = two-way contract

Get mad all you want, IDC. This isn't supposed to be serious.