Shoutout to u/coreynaylor2060 for the idea

As I am a lifelong Zipper, I will predict how far we will go this season, including our bowl (yes, we will make a bowl)

Week One: at Wake Forest

This is going to be a close one, I have Wake having the edge in this game

24-28 Wake Forest (0-1 Akron)

Week Two: Robert Morris

Cake walk

66-10 Akron (1-1)

Week Three: at Minnesota

This may be the toughest game we play

14-42 Minnesota (1-2)

Week Four: UNLV

This isn't Vegas, Mullen. Get ready to get Zipped!

42-7 Akron (2-2)

Week Five: at Central Michigan

Easiest first game in conference ever

45-10 Akron (3-2, 1-0 in MAC)

Week Six: Eastern Michigan

Fixing to have more Michigan wins than Thanos has infinity stones

38-0 Akron (4-2, 2-0 in MAC)

Week Seven: at Miami (OH)

Reese Poffenbarger revenge game

38-31 Akron (5-2, 3-0 in MAC)

Week Eight: at Kent State

We take the Wagon Wheel back home!

70-3 Akron (6-2, 4-0 in MAC)

Week Nine: Idle

Take a moment a cherish our opportunity to go bowling for the first time since Terry Bowden was here in 2017

Week Ten: Ohio

Tuesday game against a watered down Bobcats squad

48-17 Akron (7-2, 5-0 in MAC)

Week Eleven: Western Michigan

Another Tuesday game, and this time it is a close loss

42-44 Western Michigan (7-3, 5-1 in MAC)

Week Twelve: at UMass

UMass, more like UA...

100-2 Akron (8-3, 6-1 in MAC)

Week Thirteen: Buffalo

To cap the regular season, we cap Buffalo's season

45-10 Akron (9-3, 7-1 in MAC)

Conference Championship: vs Western Michigan

Rematch and we get the dub and the MAC Championship

38-17 Akron (10-3, 7-1 in MAC)

Bowl Week: vs South Carolina (Birmingham Bowl)

Lanorris Sellers, more like Selling insurance after this game

52-42 Akron (11-3, 7-1 in MAC)

Total Record: 11-3

Conference Record: 7-1

Notable Accolades: MAC Champions, Birmingham Bowl champions, Jordan Gant MAC Offensive Player of the Year, Joe Moorhead Coach of the Year