Patriots: Not dead yet

Dolphins: Number 1 pick?

Jets: Better than expected

Bills: Josh is MVP

Chiefs: Back and terrifying

Broncos: Nice bounceback game

Chargers: Were very overhyped

Raiders: Overperforming early on

Steelers: Offense without life

Ravens: Rough upset loss

Browns: Deshaun was decent?

Bengals: Actually good defense??

Colts: Lost but promising

Texans: Offense plateaus again

Jaguars: Back to earth

Titans: Almost huge upset

Commanders: Cursed.

Cowboys: Offense again lethal

Eagles: Barely survived again

49ers: Best healthy team

Seahawks: JSN is WR1

Cardinals: Back to expectations

Lions: 2025 Bengals/Cowboys

Packers: Not playoff team

Vikings: Defensive masterclass

Bears: Get well Caleb 🙏

Buccaneers: Baker is overpaid

Saints: Offense keeps balling

Panthers: Bryce is electric

Falcons: Need Penix healthy